No studying? Damn! Next thing they'll tell me is I'll have to eat jelly doughnuts or sleep with a supermodel to get things done around here. I ask you, how much can one man give?

Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - May 05, 2008 2:36:59 pm PDT #5011 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

If you have bifocals, does that change the recommendation?

I think that might be why mine should be lower--I have progressive lenses, and having the monitor at correct ergo height is less useful vision wise.


msbelle - May 05, 2008 2:37:18 pm PDT #5012 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Kat, I should be saving $805 a month. HAHAHAHAHA!

I barely get enough into savings to cover afterschool each month.


Kat - May 05, 2008 2:42:32 pm PDT #5013 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Scary calculator is all I'm saying. Once I'm done paying off work, I might actually be able to afford to save more. But whoa. That's a big number.


Tamara - May 05, 2008 3:14:51 pm PDT #5014 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

Will this useless day never end?

I'm so glad that the cats will never need to go to college.


Allyson - May 05, 2008 3:17:15 pm PDT #5015 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Will this useless day never end?

NO! It just won't! And I'm one paper shy of completing this task and it's just messing with me!

Just wanna go home and have supper. Screw the plumber's tape. Just want to plant my ass on the couch and eat a cookie!!!


JenP - May 05, 2008 3:19:54 pm PDT #5016 of 10001

Sitting in theater waiting for Iron Man. Yay!


Tamara - May 05, 2008 3:21:51 pm PDT #5017 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

40 minutes of playing with a stupid database then I am running away. Not checking in with the boy/boss, just running away.


Jesse - May 05, 2008 3:43:30 pm PDT #5018 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh you guys, I learned a good lesson from my grandmother today: Always count your silver after a party. After the big family shindig yesterday, she counted them up and was short two forks. We pulled out the trash, and sure enough, there they were! We were eating on paper plates, so people must have just chucked them in together. (Yes, we were using paper plates and the good silver. My grandmother maintains some standards, after all.)


meara - May 05, 2008 3:45:09 pm PDT #5019 of 10001

For a second I thought Jesse's story was going to turn into a family kleptomania story!


sarameg - May 05, 2008 3:53:04 pm PDT #5020 of 10001

My family has a lot of silverware from a restaurant my brother bussed for in high school. He didn't mean to steal it, he'd just put the stuff in his apron when cleaning tables (why, I don't know,) toss the apron in the back seat, where the silverware migrated to under the seat. We only discovered it after he'd quit and we were junking the car.

We also had the stuff he just plain took when he'd take meals home.

He wasn't a perfect angel.