I hate to break it to you, oh impotent one, but you're not the big bad anymore, you're not even the kind of naughty.

Xander ,'Showtime'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - May 05, 2008 12:05:36 pm PDT #4988 of 10001

If you have bifocals, does that change the recommendation? Not that I do, but I'm guessing if you have to look through the bottom of your glasses to see the screen...well, maybe you could just get reading glasses or something, but.


Ginger - May 05, 2008 12:09:36 pm PDT #4989 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I used to hold my head at an angle because I wore trifocals, and it gave me a very painful neck. I had the middle part of the prescription made into computer glasses.


megan walker - May 05, 2008 12:17:49 pm PDT #4990 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

ION, why the heck is Laura Bush giving the press update on Burma? Has she done this before?


Allyson - May 05, 2008 12:27:15 pm PDT #4991 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

This Monday refuses to give in. I don't know how I shall survive doing data entry for the next three and a half hours. My brain is melting out of my ear. *sob*

Make it go by faster?


Jesse - May 05, 2008 12:32:02 pm PDT #4992 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I wasn't at work today, and now I'm scared I'm going to have the day you all have been having today tomorrow. I'm also scared that it's going to be one of those five-days-of-work-in-four-days kinds of weeks. Great.

I'm back in my own home, and I really need to go to the drugstore, but now I really don't want to.


Daisy Jane - May 05, 2008 12:33:38 pm PDT #4993 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

For God's sake Jesse don't leave the house. Take it from those of us who have already made that mistake.


§ ita § - May 05, 2008 12:33:57 pm PDT #4994 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Last numbers I saw on Myanmar were 13,000. How terrifying. Wait--Burma? Myanmar? Is there a hard and fast right answer?

Scarlett Johanssen engaged to RYAN REYNOLDS???? That might just kill my crush on him.


Allyson - May 05, 2008 12:34:36 pm PDT #4995 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I need to get some plumber's tape on my way home. And I also need to find my big frying pan. It is currently lost and is making me sad. Painting the living room next weekend. Would any rich Buffistas like to buy me two new living room chairs? Anyone? Any rich Buffistas wanna help me out? Hm?

Yeah. Doesn't hurt to try.


Kat - May 05, 2008 12:35:18 pm PDT #4996 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Holy fuck. According to the nifty and terrifying college savings calculator , I need to save $670/month for the next 18 years to pay for college for one kid who is 13 months old.


Nutty - May 05, 2008 12:36:21 pm PDT #4997 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Newsies are all over the map on the Burma/Myanmar question. Yesterday I heard the generalist newsreader on the Beeb say "Yangon" about thirty seconds before the local correspondent said "Rangoon." They work for the same company! They should have a style guide!

OTOH, I prefer Burma, because at least then my local TV news would not mispronounce it at MY-yan-mar.