It's probably due to the fact that I'm tearing through the huge backlog of work in my inbox like a crazed woman, slinging information at people who seem to be relieved that I'm back in the office.

My mother is trying to guilt-trip me into coming home this weekend for Mother's Day. I have way too much to get done by next Monday and don't want to go, and now I feel like a horrible daughter.

This morning it looks like a tiny tornado went down our street. The dude across the street's car is way fucked. Also, it looks like the city stuck one of those "warning: this car will be towed stickers on in" which...WTF Dallas!?! Dude just got his car slammed into at 2 am. You can't give him some time to get it to a repair garage? It looks like the other two cars got hauled off the lawn. There's just bits of all these cars up and down the street.

Have any of you taken a look at the Celebrity Plastic Surgery thing on MSNBC?

Ah, Monday morning. Here you are again.

At least the rest of the firm seems to hate you as much as I do so I don't have to actually function yet.

Kat - some of those are terrifying, but none really new to my radar - Kenny Rogers - YIKES! and I am glad someone else said that Priscilla Presley looks wax.

Hmm, somehow I have forgotten to get coffee.

Yep, msbelle. But the ones that were most interesting are the folks like Clint and Susan Sarandon who look good as they are aging!

That slide show is full of yikes.

Perkins - insent

Daisy that's crazy! And sucks for the guy whose car got run into, damn.

Oh, my god, IT department, what did you DO?

MY IT department called my cellphone at 6:30AM this morning! Thanks, helpdesk! I was like "Hello? Dude. I'm on the west coast. Call me in several hours. [click]"

The Complete Robin of Sherwood coming out at the end of July.