Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - May 02, 2008 10:39:22 am PDT #4710 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Awww.

See! He's got a bunch of really good ones.

I hope someone at the TDS or TCR saw this. OMG.

God I hope so, because I'm not nearly as witty as either of those men or their writing staffs, but all I could do was gape.

Also, it should be noted that just before showing pictures of the "debaters" the host was cracking on his intern for an exchange that went something like this.

Dumbass Host: Hey it would be really interesting if we could get some video of the Lincoln Douglas debate. That would be really neat. snicker snicker.
Poor Intern:...I'll get right on that.
Dumbass host: Hah! He thinks they had video back then!


Lee - May 02, 2008 10:45:14 am PDT #4711 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Weekend Plans:
Tonight- pretend to clean my apartment
tomorrow- errands, brunch with Sparky, helping out Suzi, then pretend to clean my apartment
Sunday- Trader Joes and Costco, then pretend to clean my apartment and do laundry


§ ita § - May 02, 2008 10:57:51 am PDT #4712 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I need a laundry fairy.


beth b - May 02, 2008 11:06:13 am PDT #4713 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

This weekend:

possibly a concert tonight ( low key , folk) after that it all depends on my ability to breathe, asthma may limit my ablity to do anything much


Jesse - May 02, 2008 11:07:01 am PDT #4714 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I need a laundry fairy.

Me too!


Hil R. - May 02, 2008 11:07:10 am PDT #4715 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

This weekend: laundry, maybe bike ride, work on thesis, cook stuff for the rest of the week. Possibly tutoring.


Allyson - May 02, 2008 11:14:21 am PDT #4716 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I had a completely exhausting therapy session and all I want to do is crawl into bed. But I have another 5 hours of work. And lots of work to do. I'm just so unglued. How to reglue?


Daisy Jane - May 02, 2008 11:23:39 am PDT #4717 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Can you go get a quick mani/pedi? A mini shopping trip to Walgreens or something? (I don't know why Walgreens shopping trips cheer me up, but they do.)


Jesse - May 02, 2008 11:24:29 am PDT #4718 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Lunchtime therapy sounds almost impossible to me. I got nothing.


Hil R. - May 02, 2008 11:29:58 am PDT #4719 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Is there anywhere/time to take a walk somewhere? I've usually found that walking somewhere natury and quiet helps me reglue.

ION, I love the way my back and shoulders feel the day after trapeze. It's like I've got the best posture ever. Everything totally lined up the way it should be.