Cordelia: I get it now. You're all spies. Probably all Russian. And you've brainwashed me, and want me to believe we're friends so I'll spill the beans about some nano-technology thingy that you want. Gunn: So I look Russian to you? Cordelia: Black Russian. Angel: That's a drink.

'Hell Bound'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - May 01, 2008 2:23:36 pm PDT #4558 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I'm having Roscoe's with Agent Kate tonight.

Tell her my mom sent me lolcats today!


msbelle - May 01, 2008 2:28:03 pm PDT #4559 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

tell her hi!

ion - I am sad for my life, I am buying myself pokemon cards.


Allyson - May 01, 2008 2:32:07 pm PDT #4560 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Will do! She's pretty happy about lolcats.


§ ita § - May 01, 2008 2:40:11 pm PDT #4561 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am not sad about msbelle's life, unless the pokemon cards have nothing to do with Mac.

I miss pinball. Amongst many things.


JZ - May 01, 2008 2:44:27 pm PDT #4562 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Allyson, I am totally jealous of you with the Roscoe's and the Agent Kate and the new apartment, soon to be all stripey and Tim Burton-y.

I will bow to Steph's brothers expertise in all things beery, but I too adhere firmly to Jess's belief that a martini without vermouth is in fact a glass of gin. I also adhere firmly to Daisy Jane's belief that a drink made out of vodka, vermouth and either an olive or an onion may be a delightful libation but it is not, strictly speaking, a martini.

Huh. It appears that I am a martini prescriptivist.


-t - May 01, 2008 2:46:11 pm PDT #4563 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I miss pinball.

Me, too. I've never been any good at video games or air hockey or skee ball, but I had some high scores on a couple of pinball machines back in the day.


-t - May 01, 2008 2:53:49 pm PDT #4564 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I am far from a martini prescriptivist. Shake it up and pour it in a triangular glass and I'm happy. Not that I've had one in ages, but in theory I am not picky at all.


Lee - May 01, 2008 2:57:11 pm PDT #4565 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Ummmm, triangular glasses.

t /homer


Ginger - May 01, 2008 3:06:27 pm PDT #4566 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

but I too adhere firmly to Jess's belief that a martini without vermouth is in fact a glass of gin.

I've never understood this coyness with drinking straight gin, and a vodka "martini" without vermouth is pointless. It's cold vodka, and a perfectly acceptable thing to order. I don't think anything magical comes from being shaken (or stirred) with ice and put in an awkward glass, except I suppose ordering a vodka martini saves you the trouble of saying "Cold vodka in a martini glass with a tiny bit of water and an olive." The vermouth aversion has gotten so bad that I now say "Vermouth. I want there to be vermouth in it. Tell the bartender to relax. A drop of vermouth will not cause me to drop to the floor and scream." That is except for the time the bartender, who had probably just put gin in a martini for his entire career, used sweet vermouth.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 01, 2008 3:11:11 pm PDT #4567 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I like my martinis heavy on the sour apple mix, so I've never understood the horror of anything not bone dry mixing with the gin.