I had a whole section about civic pride.

Mayor ,'Chosen'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 01, 2008 7:09:23 am PDT #4452 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Statistically speaking, Aerosoles has been good to me mailwise. I am their bitch, because their 8.5 is most consistently my size. Even putting in a store near me hasn't weaned me off the mail. But at least I no longer need to throw a shoe party.

Because I know you couldn't focus otherwise, I decided on the black wide-legged pants with the polka dot sash belt and a dusty rose sleeveless knit turtleneck. Slides, earrings with pink crystals, pink lip gloss, and a black/green/gold kikoye as outerwear, and mami's good to go.

Couldn't log in at work today. Login expired. When I complained to the pointedly gay admin assistant he said not to worry-any pink slips would match my blouse. Still, my tummy did a little flip. But I'm in now, and working here another four months.


tommyrot - May 01, 2008 7:15:02 am PDT #4453 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

But I'm in now, and working here another four months.

Sorry if you've said this before, but are they still figuring out if they're gonna keep you longer than that?


§ ita § - May 01, 2008 7:23:27 am PDT #4454 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

are they still figuring out if they're gonna keep you longer than that?

Yeah, but I'm not going to bargain on it at all.


msbelle - May 01, 2008 7:36:25 am PDT #4455 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

am bored am bored

am busy with work, but still bored

makes sense? not much, still bored


P.M. Marc - May 01, 2008 7:37:13 am PDT #4456 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Noah is just too alarmingly cute for words.


§ ita § - May 01, 2008 7:45:12 am PDT #4457 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Noah is a cutiehead, no doubt. I miss his cute little self.

I was just flipping through some pics on Facebook put up by these twins I know. Well, to be honest, I feel I only know one of them, but they don't identify themselves individually so who am I to? They have one Myspace page, one Facebook profile--they're mondo two is one. So I'm flipping through Twinsburg festival photos and I come to one captioned "Triplets. Show-offs." and I had to laugh. I'd never before wondered how twins could look at triplets. Too much? Even better?


Kathy A - May 01, 2008 7:45:33 am PDT #4458 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

This is pretty cool--scientist discovers new parasitic plant in Mexico, and it's both a new species and a new genus, which is a rare discovery.


Gudanov - May 01, 2008 7:49:34 am PDT #4459 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Noah is very cute. Thanks for posting pictures.


tommyrot - May 01, 2008 8:08:05 am PDT #4460 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The Ultimate Fart Soundboard

NSFW, because if you press a button to hear a fart sound, a fart sound will come out of your speakers.

But here's my question: A lot of the farts sound fake to me. Opinions?


amych - May 01, 2008 8:12:51 am PDT #4461 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

NSFW, because if you press a button to hear a fart sound, a fart sound will come out of your speakers.

At least it's working as advertised. You could argue that the better standard for not-work-safeness would be clicking on, say, a Rickroll link and hearing a fart sound come out of your speakers.