Yeah. So it's in your best interest to fuck over the other guy.

When you don't talk, but your buddy does, and all of a sudden you're doing a dime in Sing Sing for something you didn't even plan on doing!

Jesse has obviously thought out this scenario. Me, from watchign too much Law and Order, I always figure (a) DON"T TALK, (b) WAIT FOR YOUR LAWYER and (c) REMEMBER THE COPS CAN LIE TO YOU

Okay, but if you know that if you both keep quiet, you walk, then why would your buddy talk?

Because there is no honor among thieves? Because the cops lied and said you are talking *right now*?

Ephesians, those are the guys that always lie. Unless I am being wrong again.

I was like "Um....aren't htey the guys with all the love shit that gets read at weddings, from the Bible? Though I guess it was really a letter TO the Ephesians, so maybe they needed love cause they were all liars?"

what was the last movie you all saw?

Ahem. Um, I believe it was a mid-day matinee of "Step Up 2" while I was unemployed...

I was like "Um....aren't htey the guys with all the love shit that gets read at weddings, from the Bible? Though I guess it was really a letter TO the Ephesians, so maybe they needed love cause they were all liars?"

This is a better explanation than the true one (ie, that I was wrong like a wrong thing and just impugning Ephesian honesty for no reason).

Last movie I saw in a theater: Cloverfield or No Country for Old Men, I can't remember which order those were. At home: Grind House. I need to make more time for watching movies, somehow.

all of a sudden you're doing a dime in Sing Sing

Oh, and that made me laugh and laugh. Jesse is down with the lingo.

Jesse has obviously thought out this scenario. Me, from watchign too much Law and Order, I always figure (a) DON"T TALK, (b) WAIT FOR YOUR LAWYER and (c) REMEMBER THE COPS CAN LIE TO YOU

Those are definitely the rules in real life. In real life you don't get a sentence solely based on the other guy's word.

I just got a voicemail from my boss wondering why I hadn't done a certain piece of work yet today. DUDE. You KNOW what a clusterfuck my day has been since I said I would do that piece of work. WHEN EXACTLY do you think I had time to do it before now? I SWEAR TO GOD.

Last movie I saw in the theater was 21.

Last movie? I saw half of Ecstasy (Hedy Lamarr's scandalous pre-Hollywood nude scene) earlier this week, and Metropolitan a few weeks before that, and I feel certain I must have seen something else in between but I can't think what. In an actual theater, Juno, with Buffistas.

My first thought on the Prisoner's Dilemma was, "Well, if I squeal I'm free, but then if the other person and I are accomplices we're a team and that would be really unfair. I did half the crime, I should do half the time. So obviously I need to say nothing, no matter what. It's only fair."

Clearly, either (a) I am totally unfit for a life of crime, or (b) if I decide to pursue it anyway, I should only go on crime sprees with Teppy.

(I was going to say "Dannemora," but I couldn't remember if that was actually a prison.)

At home: Grind House.

did you rent both movies together?

Time for dinner. Cheeseburger in Paradise, yay!

They were on On Demand as one giant thing.

Ive got two cheeseburgers in paradise. Why don't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight.