how hard do you think it would be to get the "cologne" Axe banned? i'm gagging on the stuff and praying that the minimal headache i have doesn't get worse because of it. the stuff smells bad enough as it is, but it seems like the guys(read: my nephew) who wear it seem to think bathing in it is the only way to go.
Gwen: Demon, OK? The whole nine—cloven feet and horns and teeth. He wasn't wearing lamé though. Lorne: Yeah, the evil ones can't pull it off. It gets camp.
'Harm's Way'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tiggy - Apr 28, 2008 2:09:57 pm PDT #3897 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
Laga - Apr 28, 2008 2:11:40 pm PDT #3898 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I blame that stupid ass commerical where the guy sprays himself and then chips off a layer of skin. I've actually had to tell a guy at work that Axe != shower.
billytea - Apr 28, 2008 2:12:42 pm PDT #3899 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
the stuff smells bad enough as it is, but it seems like the guys(read: my nephew) who wear it seem to think bathing in it is the only way to go.
It promises hot women fawning over you. In matters such as this, it's best to be sure.
Laga - Apr 28, 2008 2:14:14 pm PDT #3900 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I dunno, that one commerical where women are converging on that guy from all corners of the earth- You don't walk away from that. On the other hand, perhaps the American boy sees that as a good thing.
Kat - Apr 28, 2008 2:17:49 pm PDT #3901 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I loathe axe. It's like a middle school disease. The only thing worse is being trapped in a room, on a 95 degree day with no air conditioning in sight, with 30+ students, 15 of whom are drenched in axe and the other 15 who are wearing whatever shit was on sale at Bed and Body Works, 5 for $25.
Glamcookie - Apr 28, 2008 2:18:06 pm PDT #3902 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
My friend had Axe body wash in the shower when GF and I stayed over and we had to use it (only option). EW! It was fun to walk around all day talking about having the Axe-effect and getting all the hot girls, though.
§ ita § - Apr 28, 2008 2:21:45 pm PDT #3903 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Glamcookie - Apr 28, 2008 2:24:01 pm PDT #3904 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
BodyWorlds
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billytea - Apr 28, 2008 2:25:04 pm PDT #3905 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
My friend had Axe body wash in the shower when GF and I stayed over and we had to use it (only option). EW! It was fun to walk around all day talking about having the Axe-effect and getting all the hot girls, though.
I like to think it's really an expression of sisterhood, and the women are jumping on the Axe guy in much the same fashion as a WWII GI might hurl himself on a live grenade.
Edit: ok, that's weird. I don't think I've ever been earwormed with Careful With That Axe, Eugene before.
tiggy - Apr 28, 2008 2:27:05 pm PDT #3906 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
I blame that stupid ass commerical where the guy sprays himself and then chips off a layer of skin.
I saw that one for the first time the other day. cree-pee!
In matters such as this, it's best to be sure.
you could be sure that i would walk as quickly as i could in the other direction!
15 of whom are drenched in axe and the other 15 who are wearing whatever shit was on sale at Bed and Body Works, 5 for $25.
oh god! my sympathies.