So there is something I can do, besides scream like a woman?

Wesley ,'Chosen'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Hil R. - Apr 28, 2008 10:49:23 am PDT #3876 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Blech. I was going to go grocery shopping today, but it's raining too hard for me to feel like walking to the store. I've got tofu and a few vegetables, so I can make something with that.


Jesse - Apr 28, 2008 10:56:38 am PDT #3877 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My cousin spent many years working at a watch repair concession inside Sears, so I have a soft spot for them. In case anyone was wondering.


beekaytee - Apr 28, 2008 10:57:49 am PDT #3878 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

It's me and my watch-poisoning talent.

I seem to stop watches just by my very magnetic messed upness. I WISH I had one of those bods that can stop a clock. But alas, no.

The last watch I remember wearing was an Alice in Wonderland watch I had in middle school that came with a cool Alice figurine.

Now? I just ask. Everybody has a cell phone with a clock in it!


Tamara - Apr 28, 2008 11:02:08 am PDT #3879 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

bananas that peel defectively.

This is my problem with organic bananas.


Laga - Apr 28, 2008 11:08:58 am PDT #3880 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

This is my problem with organic bananas.

If you get mad and smush them that doesn't help at all, I've found.


Tamara - Apr 28, 2008 11:10:21 am PDT #3881 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

Smushy bananas. ick.


Laga - Apr 28, 2008 11:13:32 am PDT #3882 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

a couple weeks ago my roommate asked for help disposing of too many bananas. In a flash of inspiration I split one lengthwise, dotted it with butter and brown sugar and put it in the broiler before smushing it out over some vanilla ice cream. In that instance smushy banana = teh yum.


Tamara - Apr 28, 2008 11:17:49 am PDT #3883 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

That does sound good.

Is today over yet?


Allyson - Apr 28, 2008 11:22:30 am PDT #3884 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh dear. Am so tired. The weekend is catching up with me.


§ ita § - Apr 28, 2008 11:25:49 am PDT #3885 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kat, all this reminds me that I think I broke your heart rate monitor by having the battery replaced--I'll replace it for you if you remind me what model it was.

More scary water. And again.

Which is now putting me in mind of a half-remembered fact from documentary watching over the weekend. If you were to travel to another point on the planet by means of drilling a hole through the earth to that second point and dropping through the hole--the length of your trip is constant, even if the length of the hole varies. I mean, it'd make sense for the journeys that went right through the centre of the earth, but it also holds for a hold drilled between LA and NY.

And the time isn't that long--twenty two or forty two minutes, I think. We should get right on that. You'd fall, speeding up until you reached the halfway point, and then decelerating to a complete stop at the opposite surface. At which point you should probably get out quickly before you fall back, forever and ever.

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