Perkins may not have met me.

Though, to be fair, I do and have wear leopard print. Just not shoes. I had a wicked translucent leopard print shirt that I Hulked out of during the kettlebell days. It was neat because one of the shades of the print was my skin tone.

I love the red ones. They do not seem to have them in my size, tho

Then she took off the backing and wrapped it around her knee on top of the bandaid. So now my kid has had periods explained to her, and is playing in the yard with a pantiliner stuck to her leg.

When I was 13 or something, I shaved off the whole front of my shin while shaving my legs (and was mortified because I had been shaving for a while!), my dad used a maxipad as a bandage. I was double -- no, triple -- mortified.

ION, I'm still hoping to stretch out my cute red shoes enough to wear them this summer.

I didn't think you'd go for it, ita, but I still had to try.

I am no longer two weeks behind in my time sheets! Go me!

Eek, Jesse you just made me squirm. Ouch!

Yeah, it was ugly.

I just got spammed by Hapsack.com. When I go to the about page of their cleanly designed site it reads:

Hapsack is like your medicine cabinet at home, either leave it open so your guests can take a peek or lock it up to keep those busy bodies out. Perhaps throw a combination lock on it and give the code out to those you want to.

It's your sack and you choose who has access to it. Perhaps you would like to leave it laying around so strangers can snoop anonymously, you can do that too. Come on now, be honest...if you found a wallet laying on the street wouldn't you look in it?

Networking with anyone you want has never been easier. Grab a sack, fill it up with whatever you want. Photos, videos, music, documents, perhaps the novel you've been working on. It's you [sic] sack and you decide what's happening in it.

It's very weird. So I google hapsack, and it seems that a user named hapsack has joined every single joinable thing on the web. I'm trying to work out what the angle can possibly be. It seems like a lot of work to go to in order to harvest emails, but the copy is so poorly written I can't imagine it's a good faith attempt at what they claim.

When I was 13 or something, I shaved off the whole front of my shin while shaving my legs

I did the same, but I was probably 11 and it was the first time I tried shaving. Yeowch.

I have red shoes! 2 pair. Of course, one is cutesy canvas flats and the other are what I call my kindergarten shoes: red round mary janes with lavendar trim. Those are fluevogs.

I did that to my shin when I was 15, 17, and 24.

I found an email from Hapsack in my Yahoo account yesterday and deleted it unread. I do that with a LOT of mail.