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I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet.

Spike ,'Chosen'

Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!

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§ ita § - Apr 22, 2008 1:40:51 pm PDT #3027 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

For the record, Columbine was my word. Sparked by things like this:

For a moment, everything that was awkward about high school would fade away and you could just say what was on your mind. It was as though parts of me were being healed whenever I did it, and I touched at least fifteen sets of boobs at Penguicon. It never got old, surprisingly.

Real charmer.

Tamara - Apr 22, 2008 1:42:21 pm PDT #3028 of 10001

You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

Ok then. Freak.

tommyrot - Apr 22, 2008 1:44:47 pm PDT #3029 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What is wrong with people?

ION, how to build your very own 12-sided meditation cube-thingie: [link]

Glamcookie - Apr 22, 2008 1:44:52 pm PDT #3030 of 10001

I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

They better watch themselves. If a stranger tried a breast grab on me, he'd be getting a swift kick to the groin.

Kat - Apr 22, 2008 1:48:44 pm PDT #3031 of 10001

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

What do all of the downtrodden women who were damaged by high school get to do to compensate?

tommyrot - Apr 22, 2008 1:51:58 pm PDT #3032 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This guy will sell you an Artistic License for $20.

I've been extremely happy with the results. Now when I show up at art openings, I just flash my ID -- I'm an artist! More free wine, please! Even at clubs I present my license as my identification... because, by gum, I'm an artist, just the kind of artist who would be fully licensed. Although this is not legal identification in the government's eyes, I have presented it on many occasional to security personnel who want "valid ID". More times than not, they take it! So, it must be valid.

Jesse - Apr 22, 2008 1:52:24 pm PDT #3033 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What do all of the downtrodden women who were damaged by high school get to do to compensate?

Kick someone in the nuts?

I couldn't see that lj entry, fyi...

Nutty - Apr 22, 2008 1:52:45 pm PDT #3034 of 10001

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

What do all of the downtrodden women who were damaged by high school get to do to compensate?

We are issued factory-fresh steel-toed boots shortly before the ass-kicking begins.

§ ita § - Apr 22, 2008 1:58:13 pm PDT #3035 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I couldn't see that lj entry, fyi...

Really? It's not locked.

What do all of the downtrodden women who were damaged by high school get to do to compensate?

I think the technical term is "cockpunch". Cures many ills.

Gudanov - Apr 22, 2008 1:59:16 pm PDT #3036 of 10001

Coding and Sleeping

I think I'd want to avoid getkickedinthenutscon, especially if they were handing out steel toed boots at the door.

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