Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Apr 22, 2008 12:58:26 pm PDT #3012 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

You don't want to know.

For serious.


brenda m - Apr 22, 2008 1:03:10 pm PDT #3013 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

What they said.


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2008 1:03:45 pm PDT #3014 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just got this.

Ha. Me too. I mean, I was thinking the shirt was a good idea anyway, but now I see the urgency.

As for the boobie kerfuffle I am so tremendously creeped out by a guy achieving the level of "healing" depicted in LJ just by touching a strange woman's breasts. What is wrong with you that gets fixed that way?


amych - Apr 22, 2008 1:08:28 pm PDT #3015 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Oh, I'm sure he's a nice guy. By which I mean, one of those guys who always has to tell you he's a Nice Guy (and why do you have to be such a bitch anyway?)


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2008 1:12:59 pm PDT #3016 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I love how everyone's assuring that you don't want to know.

Except me.


flea - Apr 22, 2008 1:14:50 pm PDT #3017 of 10001
information libertarian

I am so deeply desirous of an icon showing a bosom and reading "Magic Healing Boobies? NO."


Tamara - Apr 22, 2008 1:17:42 pm PDT #3018 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

I have no idea what any of you are talking about. Sounds like I might be better off that way.


Glamcookie - Apr 22, 2008 1:18:07 pm PDT #3019 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

And I am reminded of the time GF, female friend, friend's 3-year-old daughter, and I were visiting and the child happily chortled, "I love all your boobies!"


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2008 1:28:38 pm PDT #3020 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This is something I'd love to see implemented in airplanes--but it assumes you never want to talk to the people you're seated next to.

Which I'm pretty much down with.

Think you're part of the nerdiest couple ever? Not if you don't have these.

I just read that the Microsoft Springsteenalike video was a spoof. A spoof of what?


Amy - Apr 22, 2008 1:29:21 pm PDT #3021 of 10001
Because books.

I love how everyone's assuring that you don't want to know.

Except me.

I want to know. But I'm in a crap mood and need something to hiss at.