Angel: He is dead. Technically, he's undead. It's a zombie. Connor: What's a zombie? Angel: It's an undead thing. Connor: Like you? Angel: No, zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh. Connor: Like you. Angel: No! It's different. Trust me.

'Destiny'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - Apr 22, 2008 3:23:05 am PDT #2936 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I would caution you, white readers of this board, should you jump into a black person's skin in the South while segregation is still enforced by law, please don't break the colour lines in a hide that you aren't going to stay in.

This is why I was not much of a Quantum Leap fan, back in the day. They also thought that being a woman and having to get coffee was comedy gold.


Shir - Apr 22, 2008 3:33:22 am PDT #2937 of 10001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I made a little boy cry today.

I live in an apartment building. I came back with some groceries, and there were two adorable little children, and I smiled at them, they smiled back, I said "hello", and went to elevator.

At this point, the little boy, about 3 or 4 years old, points at me and the elevator and says firmly "No! It's Sabbath!" (actually, what he said literally was "It's wrong! Sabbath!", but I understood). To which I replied with a smile, "No, it's Chol HaMoed". As I entered the elevator I could hear him starting to cry.

I should not interact with people before having at least 2 mugs of coffee.

Good morning, Americans.


Ginger - Apr 22, 2008 3:36:49 am PDT #2938 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Small children are all about the rules. An exception put his life all askew.


Jars - Apr 22, 2008 3:40:23 am PDT #2939 of 10001

I once accidentally walked into a cousin's house in Malaysia wearing shoes and her four-year old tried emphatically to push me out, screaming all the time.


Jessica - Apr 22, 2008 3:48:02 am PDT #2940 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

mac wants to see Speed Racer

Vrrrrooooooooooom!

I still follow Betsy on LJ, but she hasn't posted here in ages. She should come back!


hippocampus - Apr 22, 2008 4:07:39 am PDT #2941 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

They lock up razor blades and baby formula.

ok, now my brain is doing all sorts of things with that involving mirrors. I need more coffee.


Toddson - Apr 22, 2008 4:15:59 am PDT #2942 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

meara:

yes, they lock up razor blades and baby formula. And the last time I bought Mucinex D they wanted my birthdate because it's a controlled substance. WTF? (it was out on the shelf!)

msbelle, from the picture, mac wants to BE Speed Racer (adorable!)

On the radio this morning they said that there's a matzo shortage.


CaBil - Apr 22, 2008 4:20:35 am PDT #2943 of 10001
Remember, remember/the fifth of November/the Gunpowder Treason and Plot/I see no reason/Why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot.

A lot of those things are locked up because they are precursor compounds for various illegal chemicals...

Buy Mucinex, spend a couple days in a kitchen lab and then you get DEA interested in what you are doing...


Toddson - Apr 22, 2008 4:22:42 am PDT #2944 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Yes, but it was out on the shelf - I could scoop up as many packets as I wanted (you could probably fit a bunch into assorted pockets). But since I was honest and paying for it, they wanted my birthdate ... which, huh? asking for ID I could understand, limiting the number of packages I bought I could understand, but leaving it out on the shelf and then declaring it a controlled substance?


Tom Scola - Apr 22, 2008 4:23:21 am PDT #2945 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Happy Day, Earth!