Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 21, 2008 11:41:42 am PDT #2869 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It is a rich and wondrous world in which one can say:

Buzkashi is often compared to polo. Both games are played between people on horseback, both involve propelling an object toward a goal, and both get fairly rough. However, polo is played with a ball, while Buzkashi is played with a dead animal. Polo matches are played for fixed periods totaling about an hour; traditional Buzkashi may continue for days


P.M. Marc - Apr 21, 2008 11:53:23 am PDT #2870 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Where is ESPN on this?

The show it on ESPN 8, "The Ocho."

Didn't you read about it in the most recent issue of OSQ?

(Damn. That stupid movie was made for me. It really was.)


tommyrot - Apr 21, 2008 11:56:30 am PDT #2871 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's like Quidditch only on horses instead of brooms and with only one ball that's actually a dead goat.

It'd be even more like Quidditch if you could throw the goat's head at the other players....


Steph L. - Apr 21, 2008 11:59:36 am PDT #2872 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The show it on ESPN 8, "The Ocho."

::snerk::


tommyrot - Apr 21, 2008 12:05:17 pm PDT #2873 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I hadn't heard this before: Food Rationing Confronts Breadbasket of the World

Major retailers in New York, in areas of New England, and on the West Coast are limiting purchases of flour, rice, and cooking oil as demand outstrips supply. There are also anecdotal reports that some consumers are hoarding grain stocks.

...

An employee at the Costco store in Queens said there were no restrictions on rice buying, but limits were being imposed on purchases of oil and flour. Internet postings attributed some of the shortage at the retail level to bakery owners who flocked to warehouse stores when the price of flour from commercial suppliers doubled.

But I've been reading about things in poorer countries for a while now.

Spiking food prices have led to riots in recent weeks in Haiti, Indonesia, and several African nations. India recently banned export of all but the highest quality rice, and Vietnam blocked the signing of new contract for foreign rice sales.


§ ita § - Apr 21, 2008 12:11:52 pm PDT #2874 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How terrifying is that?

I swear, this seems awfully like phrenology. Also, forgive me for being black, but equating women open to short-term relationships with women with wider lips? Potful of potential trouble.


Polter-Cow - Apr 21, 2008 12:13:45 pm PDT #2875 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

How terrifying is that?

HOMG. That would scare the living crap out of me.


§ ita § - Apr 21, 2008 12:19:42 pm PDT #2876 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I want to do it, simply because it's so sheerly terrifying.

I mean, I might as well die doing something scary, right?


Cashmere - Apr 21, 2008 12:23:46 pm PDT #2877 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I am loving the Dalai Lama like nobody's business.

(Damn. That stupid movie was made for me. It really was.)

And me. I love the sound of the *ping* of a rubber ball hitting someone's head. I am also waiting patiently for my Average Joe's t-shirt to get here.


sarameg - Apr 21, 2008 12:25:37 pm PDT #2878 of 10001

90 minutes in the vault and a day spent doing 3 jobs because people were out sick. Oy.