POPEMAN!

My mind boggles at the possible superpowers. None I can offer, I fear, without offering offense. Still, I love the idea of the Big Hat Crusader. He's invented super strong double-sided tape to keepy the big peaky hat on while fighting crime. Ballroom dancers and saucy starlets consider him a god.

If anyone else watched last night's Colbert Report and enjoyed it as much as I did, there's an excellent taping report here.

I'm going to call my mom and make sure she catches the rerun tonight.

THE INFALLIBLE POPE!

POPEMAN!

"Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as...."

When getting rid of chometz

And why do you need to do this?

Because of the whole "matzoh and equivalent only" thing during Passover. You get rid of all the not-matzoh-equivalent materials, and clean everything so even little Cheerio-microbes can't contaminate your Passoverness, etc. Which, I always thought would be a real killer for a slob like me; I would have to, like, sweep under my bed for crumbs and vacuum out the little spaces in my keyboard.

Ah right, thank you. Yeah, me too. Maybe we'd have been neater people if we'd grown up Jewish.

My cousin (who lives about an hour south of Indy) says that her husband felt the quake but she was out feeding the horses and did not - however, she did feel the aftershock that they just had.

I swear, I just felt one, too.

It's the apocalypse! Jesus is returning! Or Satan is bowling!