I think it's hilarious that France, of all countries, would pass such a law. Isn't its national industry made up of impossibly thin young women and middle-aged women who claim that French food will keep you skinny?

(I don't know what French men do all day.)

If they make this into a Law and Order episode, I might have to watch.

Except, if it's L&O, it'll be all about who killed whom, and that is just not as funny as who hurt whose baby howler monkey feelings.

One of the tootsie pops in the bag I bought to put out for Library week has a defective stick. That means I have to eat it and not subject anyone else to it, right?

, if rumor is correct, she asked for SVA to have to leave the courtroom while she testified – AND OMG SHE GOT IT. WHO GETS THAT?

Actually, there's something called the rule on witnesses that says that you can ask people who are going to testify to leave the courtroom before they testify as not to be prejudiced by the things that they hear. It's fairly common.

(I don't know what French men do all day.)

Smoke Gauloises and wear berets and stripey shirts, if the stereotypes I learned from Bugs Bunny are any indication.

That means I have to eat it and not subject anyone else to it, right?

Absolutely right, Perkins. The library, nay, the entire ALA would look bad if you were giving out defective Tootsie Pops!

EAT IT!

ha. I crack me up.

(I don't know what French men do all day.)

Their mistresses.

Zing!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a French man, er, I mean, Tootsie Pop?

Tehran police chief caught nude with 6 women in underground brothel

Tehran's police chief, who was in charge of fighting vice, has been taken to jail and his case is currently under investigation, a spokesman for Iran's judiciary said Tuesday.

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Local media have reported that the police chief, Gen. Reza Zarei, was taken to jail after he was caught last month with six nude women by a police raid on an underground local brothel. He was also forced to resign.

Italics mine.