Or maybe you could just be Buffy, he'll see your amazing heart, and he'll fall in love with you.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 15, 2008 8:30:20 am PDT #1902 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When reality TV goes bad:

Marc Brilleman, Reality Show Director, Arrested For False Imprisonment Of Contestants

APOPKA, Fla. — Police charged an aspiring reality show director with blocking four women _ half of a cast billed as ordinary girls hoping to become "princesses" _ from leaving the central Florida house where the show was being shot.

Marc Brilleman, 33, identified as the chief operating officer, director and writer of "Pauper to Princess," was arrested Saturday on a charge of false imprisonment.

According to the show's Web site, its concept was to build the eight women's self-esteem and help them grow physically, mentally and spiritually. As with many reality shows, the women lived in a house while the program was taped. Producers were trying to sell the show to a TV network.

Four of the women told investigators Brilleman blocked and locked a door when they tried to leave the house, where they had been since February and had been able to leave on weekends, said Jerome Miller, a commander for Apopka police northwest of Orlando.

Brilleman initially denied stopping the women when questioned by police, then said "they could not leave because they were being disciplined," Miller said. Brilleman also told them they could not leave because they were under contract, the police report said.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 15, 2008 8:32:17 am PDT #1903 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

When reality TV goes bad:

Coming this Fall on Fox: When Producers Attack!


bon bon - Apr 15, 2008 8:34:31 am PDT #1904 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

So is that meaning that you're not the only one making the argument, or that it's not the only argument you're making?

In my example I meant to say the latter, and realized after I posted that it was not a good example.


tommyrot - Apr 15, 2008 8:40:06 am PDT #1905 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

An Engineer's Guide to Cats.

I've never heard cat yodeling before....


Jessica - Apr 15, 2008 8:51:55 am PDT #1906 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I will buy cupcakes for anyone who will finish filling out this NEVERENDING SPREADSHEET FROM HELL super fun spreadsheet full of puppies for me.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 15, 2008 8:53:55 am PDT #1907 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Do not taunt happy fun spreadsheet.


Jessica - Apr 15, 2008 8:57:00 am PDT #1908 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

C'mon people, cupcakes! They're delicious!


Miracleman - Apr 15, 2008 8:57:48 am PDT #1909 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

C'mon people, cupcakes! They're delicious!

Oh, you were serious?

Send it over, I'll take a crack at it.


Steph L. - Apr 15, 2008 8:58:53 am PDT #1910 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Given what I do for a living, I'm ashamed of my score on the font game (25/34; but I SWEAR it looked like Bodoni!).


Jessica - Apr 15, 2008 9:13:42 am PDT #1911 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Send it over, I'll take a crack at it.

Um...okay...

...it has to be filled out with the RIGHT metadata, though. Not random lists of people you want to stab or things on your desk.