Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage.

Oz ,'First Date'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - Apr 14, 2008 9:41:06 am PDT #1656 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

DH's philosophy is that our species has spent nearly 4 million years trying to get OUT of nature.

In a state of nature, there is "no arts; no letters; no society; and which is worst of all, continual fear, and danger of violent death; and the life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short." (Hobbes)


tommyrot - Apr 14, 2008 9:44:36 am PDT #1657 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In a state of nature, there is "no arts; no letters; no society; and which is worst of all, continual fear, and danger of violent death; and the life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short." (Hobbes)

But what does Calvin say?


bon bon - Apr 14, 2008 9:45:17 am PDT #1658 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

If anyone hasn't seen the montage of David Caruso's blackout lines while taking off his sunglasses, YOU NEED TO. It is amazing: [link]

ita, I lost my copying of your question to the Caruso link, but I'm not positive. My unresearched answer would probably be that if, by providing the safe deposit numbers you knew the object of the conspiracy was to rob a bank, then yes, it's possible to be charged with felony murder. Aiding and abetting, that I'm not sure about.


Kristen - Apr 14, 2008 9:47:40 am PDT #1659 of 10001

Was it Jim Carrey who did the Caruso impression on Letterman?

ETA: Yes, it was!


Dana - Apr 14, 2008 9:48:23 am PDT #1660 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

We become so bent out of shape over something as simple as letting your children out of sight on the playground that it starts seeming on par with letting them play on the railroad tracks at night. In the rain. In dark non-reflective coats.

Uh, I'm not sure letting your kid out of sight on a playground is the same thing as letting a nine-year-old kid loose in New York City. But IANAParent, I guess.


Jessica - Apr 14, 2008 9:54:05 am PDT #1661 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Most of the people I know who grew up here were riding the subway alone by 9 years-old. (Especially if they were attending a school in the opposite direction of both parents' workplaces.)


Kristen - Apr 14, 2008 9:54:05 am PDT #1662 of 10001

I can't remember the age at which I was allowed to take the subway alone. Maybe 12?

I took the bus alone much younger than that. It was how I got to/from school.


Allyson - Apr 14, 2008 9:57:02 am PDT #1663 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Justice Department data actually show the number of children abducted by strangers has been going down over the years. So why not let your kids get home from school by themselves?

I dunno. Maybe the number is dwindling because parents pack the pale, fragile little pickles into the bullet-proof SVU and have them tagged with GPS.

Possible.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 14, 2008 9:57:19 am PDT #1664 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I took the bus alone much younger than that. It was how I got to/from school.

My sister and I took the city bus to school in elementary school. When we went to a public neighborhood school, we walked by ourselves.


Scrappy - Apr 14, 2008 9:58:16 am PDT #1665 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I was allowed out to play alone on our block in Milwaukee when I was probably 5 or so, but I had to be in sight of the house. I could walk alone to the drugstore/movie theater/school starting at 7, I think. All those places were a block or two away in a very nice neighborhood, though, and I wasn't allowed anywhere my parents hadn't said was okay.