Someone gave me the Hebrew version.
I bet it's dubbed. If you read Kermit's lips, I'm sure he's actually speaking in English.
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'First Date'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Someone gave me the Hebrew version.
I bet it's dubbed. If you read Kermit's lips, I'm sure he's actually speaking in English.
t /random silliness
I've done my taxes online for the last few years. I worked for H&R Block back in the day of paper returns from them. Oy, so glad to be past that.
For this year, I will have (crosses fingers, knock on wood) sold a house, moved to a new state, and divorced (not sure of timing on that one). So I may seek help. I really should look up if it makes a difference which state I'm in for over 6 months or if that matters at all.
"Did you move out of the state? No."
"What is the end date of your residency?"
Er... WHAT?
I've been remembering it as Nilly.
I'll ask her.
If you read Kermit's lips, I'm sure he's actually speaking in English.
I actually thought so, as a child. I also remember I knew the puppets aren't real and can't talk, and now I'm envy at child-Shir, for being able to live with both ideas at her head at the same time.
On other news:
I DON'T WANNA CLEAN!
off to clean stuff.
Well, I mainly just wanted to render him quiet and passive so the people who've just captured him can take him to where they're going to hold him captive without him kicking up a ruckus or trying to get away.
Sleeper hold!
Gives you seconds rather than minutes.
Sleeper hold!
Gives you seconds rather than minutes.
Nuh-uh! Not according to the Absolutely Infallible TV!
(nobody's taking me seriously, right? I mean...it's me. Right?)
I think I've filled out my California return three times now, first to prove to myself that yes, tax software be damned, I DO owe them money; and then because it turns out actually to be easier to fill out the damned form than use the software; and finally just because it's so much easier than the other state's that I found it reassuring. Well done, California!
Give the guy a crack to the head to knock him out for a few minutes, then have him hog-tied for transport. Or even just have the character be conscious but docile for the trip -- a blow to the head can take the fight out of you for a while, even if you were only down for a minute or two.
That works--I think I'll knock him out temporarily (which if nothing else gives me a perfect point to break from his POV), and then have him wake up a bit later in mid-transport.
Oh, there's something I wanted to ask, and not theoretically speaking:
On which body part would you, given the option, prefer to get a shot (injection shot, not bullet shot): ass or thigh?