Thanks for the reaffirmation of my conviction that the man is a jerk! (Oh, and extra snuggles for Trudy.)
This is definitely the time for, "Well, I could lose weight, but you'll always be an asshole."
If I was thinking, and if I wasn't dreading the rest of the flight if I did tell him exactly what I thought of him, I would have done just that! That reminds me of the old joke about the drunk on the bus, staring at a goody-goody on the bus who was looking at him horrified over his state. "You are drunk, sir!" "And you are ugly, lady!" "You are disgustingly inebrieated!" "At least I'll be sober in the morning."
Holy fuck, Kathy, that guys gives fuckwads an even worse name than they already had! I'm so sorry you had to deal with that.
That reminds me of the old joke about the drunk on the bus, staring at a goody-goody on the bus who was looking at him horrified
That's actually attributed to Churchill.
Oh, my god, Kathy, that is unfreakingbelievable. What an ass. He's lucky he still has a hand. Fuckwit. Someone needs to lay down a mighty smite on hime post haste. Where are all the smiters?
reached over, tapped my stomach
Holy shit Kathy. In my book that called for, "excuse me flight attendant but this person just assaulted me. Would you please reseat him?"
Kathy! What a total asshole!
So, I just went to the deli for two-thirds of the trashiest Saturday night run -- cigarettes and a scratch card, but no beer. But the good news is, I won $5!
I am totally screwed for my taxes. My receipts are all hither and yon.
Good god, Kathy, that's appalling. Being a doctor does not give license to be an asshole to random people who are not your patients.