Because nothing says "I am a tormented creature of the night! Fear me, mortals!" like sitting around Denny's while eating fries.
I first read "fries" as "flies," which is a much different picture.
Buffy: You tossed that vamp like he was a... little teeny vamp. Riley: You wanna go again? C'mon. I bet this place is just teeming with aerodynamic vampires.
'Help'
Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Apr 07, 2008 3:16:03 pm PDT #130 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Laga - Apr 07, 2008 3:17:03 pm PDT #131 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I am so sick of parents saying, "that's OK" when I tell them a movie is rated R for graphic bloody violence.
Laga - Apr 07, 2008 3:28:04 pm PDT #132 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Mom just got put on antibiotics for a sinus infection. The doc says she's contagious for 48 hours. I'm supposed to go visit her tonight. I've never had a sinus infection. Should I be worried?
Hil R. - Apr 07, 2008 3:30:23 pm PDT #133 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
The contagious can't be the sinus infection itself, but whatever's causing it.
Amy - Apr 07, 2008 3:39:58 pm PDT #134 of 10001
Because books.
Diners for us as well -- one of the great blessings of a Jersey youth.
Oh man, YEAH. Westfield Diner after midnight, coffee and cheeseburgers deluxe and eggs and bacon ... Ah. God, I love a god diner. You have to live in Jersey to really appreciate them. Or find the best ones. IMO, of course.
Laga - Apr 07, 2008 3:49:08 pm PDT #135 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I think I'll risk it & just drink lots of OJ.
Trudy Booth - Apr 07, 2008 3:55:07 pm PDT #136 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Oh man, YEAH. Westfield Diner after midnight, coffee and cheeseburgers deluxe and eggs and bacon ... Ah. God, I love a god diner. You have to live in Jersey to really appreciate them. Or find the best ones. IMO, of course.
Taylor ham on a roll. Gravy fries. And consistently good baklavah. Sighhh... My Grandfather traveled all over the country for work, he was always happy when business brought him to Jersey and its diners. We really were spoiled.
Jesse - Apr 07, 2008 4:03:35 pm PDT #137 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OK, I have now eaten too many cookies, but I can confirm that they are all delicious and appropriate for the going-away party tomorrow.
sarameg - Apr 07, 2008 4:11:44 pm PDT #138 of 10001
You guys. I just had the stupidest bad non-bodily injury clutzy fuckup ever. I picked up up a 30 lb tub of catlitter and Mister Kitty got between my ankles and I fell trying not to squish him and shoved the tub into the wall on the way down. Broke the sheetrock. Seriously. Fuck. It sort of slid along the wall so it didn't just do in a corner or something. No, almost 2 feet x 1 foot will need replacement.
I'm going to LOVE telling the rental office about this. No, I do not have an anger management issue (I'm pretty sure most damages like this they see are a result of that!), I just can't walk 2 feet carrying something heavy. I'm fine with paying for the repair, but jesus. I need a padded house.
Hi, I break MY HOUSE.
Trudy Booth - Apr 07, 2008 4:13:16 pm PDT #139 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I'm fine with paying for the repair, but jesus. I need a padded house.
Or a more considerate cat.