I've seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Apr 11, 2008 12:31:41 pm PDT #1251 of 10001

Good grief, hate those schemes. And could never ever be that person on the corner asking for a minute of your time, I'd go crazy.

My friend at work is going for a bra fitting tonight, and invited me along. Yeah, I don't think so. TMI for a work friend.

Hah--I ended up going with a coworker friend to her first bikini wax! Not in the room, though. Just to the spa.

I also like Liese's house. The tile floor looks nice (though I would probably fall down adn crack my head open)


beth b - Apr 11, 2008 12:32:11 pm PDT #1252 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I got hit twice last year and once this year - I am tired of it. next one is getting something alone the lines of leave or go away. And there are a bunch that will claim they are from a local high school. Interestingly, door to door sales are against school policy.


Atropa - Apr 11, 2008 12:36:44 pm PDT #1253 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

next one is getting something alone the lines of leave or go away.

You people are waaaaaay too nice about the door-to-door ones. As soon as they start their spiel, I interrupt with "No, thank you", and shut the door. I don't care if they're still talking at me.


Hil R. - Apr 11, 2008 12:36:54 pm PDT #1254 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

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Over the next six months, he and about 20 other crew members crossed 10 states, peddling subscriptions door to door, 10 to 14 hours a day, six days a week. Sleeping three to a room in cheap motels, lowest seller on the floor, they survived some days on less than $10 in food money while their earnings were kept “on the books” for later payment.

By then, Mr. Pope said, he had seen several friends severely beaten by managers, he and several other crew members were regularly smoking methamphetamine with prostitutes living down the motel hallway, and there were warrants out for his arrest in five states for selling subscriptions without a permit.

“I knew I was either going to be dead, disappeared or I don’t know what,” Mr. Pope said.


DavidS - Apr 11, 2008 12:37:35 pm PDT #1255 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm going to have to work "Maybe tomorrow, hippie" into my daily accostings by Haight Street clipboard brigade.


Kristen - Apr 11, 2008 12:39:43 pm PDT #1256 of 10001

I've heard lots of horror stories about the way they treat the kids in those magazine schemes -- things like holding their pay until the end of the year, so if they leave before that, they get nothing, and a whole bunch of allegations of physical abuse when kids don't sell enough.

And sometimes they kill homeless people. </L&O>


Daisy Jane - Apr 11, 2008 12:40:09 pm PDT #1257 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Except you have to say it in a totally cheerful voice, like I imagine the Dread Pirate Roberts's when he told Westley he would likely kill Westly the next day.

"Maybe tomorrow, hippie!"


amych - Apr 11, 2008 12:52:29 pm PDT #1258 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Liese! I lovelovelove the house -- and I've been dying to see it ever since the final stages started coming together. I'm so thrilled for you (not to mention incredibly jealous of your kitchen ceiling and under-counter fridges!)


sarameg - Apr 11, 2008 12:54:45 pm PDT #1259 of 10001

I sometimes just don't answer the door if I don't know who it is. And ignore people petitioning me in public. t curmudgeon


megan walker - Apr 11, 2008 12:55:45 pm PDT #1260 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Vortex,

From way back, thanks for the offer, but it looks like S&S is repeating on PBS this weekend so I've set the Tivo. Of course, I've yet to watch Mansfield Park or P&P so I'm not sure when I'll actually get around to watching it.