Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.

'Shells'


Natter 58: Let's call Venezuela!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 11, 2008 4:59:24 am PDT #1081 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm not sure if this is as odd as a zebra on the freeway....

Cheney's shades: A 'Naked Lady?'

WASHINGTON — He shot his hunting partner, but Vice President DickCheney apparently doesn’t fly fish with naked women.

Since Wednesday, the blogosphere has been atwitter over aphotograph on the White House Web site of Cheney with a caption thatsaid he was fly-fishing on the Snake River in Idaho.

The photo is a tight shot of Cheney’s face sporting dark sunglasses and his trademark grin. What’s stirring all the buzz is the reflection in the vice president’s dark glasses.

Some thought that the reflection looked like a naked woman and, this being Cheney and this being the Internet Age,they immediately shared that thought with the world.

Worksafe, as you gotta look pretty close. Even then, it's not clear what the reflection is....


tommyrot - Apr 11, 2008 5:00:03 am PDT #1082 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A trivia parade.

Huh. That is awesome....


Frankenbuddha - Apr 11, 2008 5:06:40 am PDT #1083 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Is there zebra porn?

It's like the Heimlich Maneuver, with stripes.


Hil R. - Apr 11, 2008 5:11:06 am PDT #1084 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Some thought that the reflection looked like a naked woman

I don't think so. I see no head or arms, and the "waist" is Barbie-doll proportioned. If that is a naked woman, it's not a human one.


msbelle - Apr 11, 2008 5:11:39 am PDT #1085 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

weekend:

tonight - therpist, get mac, get to bed
Sat - cats to vet, mac's friend's b'day party (I am hoping I can knit), thank you notes with mac, maybe family swim at the Y
Sun - another mac's friend's b'day party, homework with mac


Frankenbuddha - Apr 11, 2008 5:13:14 am PDT #1086 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

If that is a naked woman, it's not a human one.

Thus proving that Dick Cheney is an alien, as I've long suspected.


tommyrot - Apr 11, 2008 5:13:19 am PDT #1087 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I don't think so. I see no head or arms, and the "waist" is Barbie-doll proportioned. If that is a naked woman, it's not a human one.

Yeah.

It actually makes no sense. If you were a woman, would you want to be naked, in a boat, standing next to Dick Cheney who's armed with a fishing rod?


sumi - Apr 11, 2008 5:14:30 am PDT #1088 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Kitty Wigs - a flickr group - although some of the kitties are dogs.

Happy Birthday Owen!


brenda m - Apr 11, 2008 5:18:31 am PDT #1089 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

sumi, I believe the accepted term is transkitties. Let's not judge their choices, mmkay?


Jesse - Apr 11, 2008 5:23:04 am PDT #1090 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, you want to hear something I think is randomly funny? My Big Boss is featured in a magazine this month, and her sister is as well, but the magazine people didn't know that until they came for the photo shoot with my big boss! They have different last names....