Frankly, I'm pretty good company.
You really are.
Honestly, most of the principal needs she talks about in settling for a husband could be fulfilled by taking in a roommate that's cool with babysitting from time to time.
Sure, but Kate & Allie isn't going to shut up her Mom.
We just had a going away party for the HR person here.
There was a BBQ sauce fountain.
It was weird.
I'm probably going to read the stupid article at some point, because I'm a masochist that way, but it sounds unbelievably offensive. I can't even begin to imagine what this woman would say about my relationship -- with a woman who is basically slowly dying, and thanks to her disease, is unlikely to ever bear children.
Actually, I can imagine, and I'm glad she can't give me her opinion in person, because I don't want to go to jail for murder.
I'm surer than ever that I need to not read that article. Must think of my blood pressure, after all.
There was a BBQ sauce fountain.
Um. Wow.
Um. Wow.
Seriously. There were little cubes of beef, mini hotdogs, and chunks of tofu to dip in the fountain.
Did I mention it was weird?
Actually, I can imagine, and I'm glad she can't give me her opinion in person, because I don't want to go to jail for murder.
Your Honor, I was just trying to GET HER LIVER
t snuggles seany. a lot.
Why would you do that when you could have a chocolate fountain?