She ain't movin'. Serenity's not movin'.

Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - May 21, 2008 10:24:46 am PDT #9953 of 10001
brillig

It sounds like the customer we just had who wants my company to pay him for the work he'll need to do to use the program in a way that works instead of the way he was using the program, which wasn't working. "Your program is flawed! Compensate me!" "I showed you the process that gives you the result you want, the program is not flawed." "I don't want to do it that way!" "Tell the developers to put it in a future version, here's the link." "I shouldn't have to do that! Research this and get back to me on how to do it right!"

Yeah, I'll tell my supervisors that I can't help the other people in queue because you want specialty work done by a technician you got to instant message with for free.


Cashmere - May 21, 2008 10:26:00 am PDT #9954 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I want a flip top head I can scoop my brain out of when I get a headache.


Sparky1 - May 21, 2008 10:28:08 am PDT #9955 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I want a flip top head I can scoop my brain out of when I get a headache.

Keep O away or your brainz might get flushed!


tommyrot - May 21, 2008 10:29:08 am PDT #9956 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I want a flip top head I can scoop my brain out of when I get a headache.

I want a flip top head so I can remove the gronk from my brain with a fine-toothed comb.


Pix - May 21, 2008 10:30:25 am PDT #9957 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I want a flip top head so I have an excuse not to grade my papers.


Burrell - May 21, 2008 10:32:45 am PDT #9958 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

To be truly useful, I think the flip top head needs to come with a second brain so I can swap mine out and recharge it.


sj - May 21, 2008 10:35:46 am PDT #9959 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

GC, I have heard that the pottasium in a banana can help to relieve headaches and I second the glass of water suggestion.


erikaj - May 21, 2008 10:39:47 am PDT #9960 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

wrod. this is why I get headaches. I want and need to write a commentary for the Disability Nation blog today, but as it gets closer, I'm losing my nerve. How does KO do that all the time?


Glamcookie - May 21, 2008 10:40:07 am PDT #9961 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Going to get large glass of water now. Thanks for the help!


WindSparrow - May 21, 2008 10:52:20 am PDT #9962 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Ok, so I just found out it only takes 20 minutes (don't tell Daniel, or I'll lose my week's pass from doing the dishes) to mow the front lawn, even if it looks completely unkept as though no one had ever mown it in the history of ever despite having been mowed just a week ago. Which is great, really, on the lawn care front. But by way of a time killer while waiting to pick Sammie up from the vet's (teeth cleaning, and got microchipped while they were at it), it is crap.