Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


javachik - May 20, 2008 12:07:41 pm PDT #9854 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Portland, where they issue the flannel, Birks, golden retriever, and Subaru at the border?

Ruh roh.

I don't own any Birks. Are Merrill's precariously close?


Pix - May 20, 2008 12:15:22 pm PDT #9855 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

There is nothing more frustrating than a doctor who won't listen/help when you're legitimately goddamn sick, you know?
So. Very. True.

Not that I've had recent experience with this, or anything.

ETA:

Portland, where they issue the flannel, Birks, golden retriever, and Subaru at the border?
This is also Southeastern CT. I had all of the above, only shepherds instead of retrievers.


meara - May 20, 2008 12:24:56 pm PDT #9856 of 10001

I don't own any Birks. Are Merrill's precariously close?

Yeah, I think Merrills are the more recent version. And you're allowed to have a hybrid instead of a Subaru. Or eschew the car entirely and only have a bike....


Connie Neil - May 20, 2008 12:31:43 pm PDT #9857 of 10001
brillig

What's the difference between the cool-sounding thingie and Carpal Tunnel Syndrome?


meara - May 20, 2008 12:36:21 pm PDT #9858 of 10001

What's the one where you get a swollen spot on your wrist and then someone has to smack your wrist hard with a bible to make it pop and it's got a name somehow related to that? That one always made me kinda laugh, until I had to smack a friend really hard with a book (not a Bible, though) because she had that and didn't want to pay for the doctor to do it.


Sparky1 - May 20, 2008 12:37:37 pm PDT #9859 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

What's the one where you get a swollen spot on your wrist and then someone has to smack your wrist hard with a bible to make it pop and it's got a name somehow related to that?

That's a ganglion cyst.

eta: Wikipedia tells me it is sometimes called a Bible Bump, or Gideon's Disease.


Laga - May 20, 2008 12:53:48 pm PDT #9860 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I have never owned a pair of Birkenstocks


Glamcookie - May 20, 2008 1:13:40 pm PDT #9861 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Birkenstocks

t shudder


Pix - May 20, 2008 1:14:31 pm PDT #9862 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

I totally would have owned Birks if I could have when I was younger, but they've always been way too wide for my skinny feet.


Glamcookie - May 20, 2008 1:16:56 pm PDT #9863 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

t rant

The professor who offered to work with me on an independent study this summer is making me crazy. I told him I want to use it to do the paper part of my portfolio, which he agreed to. The portfolio paper is supposed to be 10 pages long. So I submit my proposal with the deliverable being a 10 page research paper and now he's telling me it's not enough to get the full credit for the ind. study. I did an ind. study last summer with another professor and the deliverable was a 4-5 page article that I published. I think I picked the wrong professor this year. :( :( :(