Swim little swimmers! Last one there is a rotten... sperm.
This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.
Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - May 17, 2008 9:04:32 am PDT #9485 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
beth b - May 17, 2008 9:09:23 am PDT #9486 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
well , a tad late but go, sperm, go!
vw bug - May 17, 2008 9:10:17 am PDT #9487 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Reason #7,017 that I love my PCP. She just called in the good drugs. Thank God for the good drugs!
Jen - May 17, 2008 9:10:45 am PDT #9488 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you
Go spermies! It's your birthday! Gonna party like it's your birthday!
Pix - May 17, 2008 9:20:31 am PDT #9489 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VORTEX!
Jen - May 17, 2008 9:23:47 am PDT #9490 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you
I would like to state for the record that I was not referring to Vortex as "spermies."
Happy Birthday Vortex!
Laga - May 17, 2008 9:28:35 am PDT #9491 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
nobody at work is noticing my spiffy new haircut and the openly gay guy doesn't come in until 6. ::pout::
amych - May 17, 2008 9:29:26 am PDT #9492 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I know you weren't, Jen, but I'm still glad you clarified, because that's possibly the most hi-larious sentence ever.
Glamcookie - May 17, 2008 9:36:39 am PDT #9493 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Happy birthday, Vortex!
omnis_audis - May 17, 2008 9:39:55 am PDT #9494 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Happy B-day Vortex!
So did the lil swimmies make it? Huh? Huh? O wait. It doesn't work that way. No green light pops on and says "success"! boy wouldn't that make life easier, huh?
Well, in "cleaning up the clutter" mode, I've got 2/3rds of the papers in the LR organized. One more box to go there. Then the bedroom, with two boxes and some file cabinets. I sense a lot of business with the shredder! This is LONG overdue.
VW, how ya doing over there???
Oy. Also, how does she manage to collect awesome people about her? Because much as I am BITTER and super JEALOUS, I also really like the new one she is seeing. (GRRRRRRRRRRRR)
um, am I the only one who doesn't see opportunity for you? If GILF is such a player, odds are she's treating new gal like that. Hello! Flirt! Use GILF as a conduit. Might have better luck than Match.com!