Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - May 16, 2008 6:07:37 am PDT #9378 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Happy moving day, sj! May your new place be everything wonderful.

Hope you feel better soon, vw.

So want to hear my d'oh! story? Yesterday morning, I got on the scale. I'd lost five pounds or so the first week I was sick, and I was wondering if I'd gained that weight back. The scale said I had lost 15 lbs. 15 lbs in three weeks.

I was stunned and freaked and confused. I weighed myself twice with the same result. I talked to ND and to a couple of friends about how weird that was, that I felt like I'd lost a little weight but certainly not that much, that I couldn't understand what was going on, etc. I was concerned about my health, but I was filled with determination to start exercising as soon as I could safely do so to turn this negative into a positive. This was my chance to finally shake the weight I've been carrying for three years since my last bout with Zoloft for good, I thought.

Last night, I got back on the scale to confirm...and the scale said I'd gained 13 lbs. That day.

I think, perhaps, the scale is broken.

t headdesk


hippocampus - May 16, 2008 6:29:42 am PDT #9379 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

it may in fact never stop raining here.

and it seems as if the trees in the yard have moved closer to my window from where they were this morning.


hippocampus - May 16, 2008 6:32:00 am PDT #9380 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

cereal:

but o how I love the Will Durant google-quote-of-the-day: "Education is the transmission of civilization."


Vortex - May 16, 2008 7:03:43 am PDT #9381 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Took the day off. I was flipping through the channels, to discover a CLASSIC of the Lifetime genre -- Tori Spelling in "Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?"


tommyrot - May 16, 2008 7:06:00 am PDT #9382 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Does Danger use protection? Pro'lly not, huh?


Frankenbuddha - May 16, 2008 7:08:17 am PDT #9383 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Took the day off. I was flipping through the channels, to discover a CLASSIC of the Lifetime genre -- Tori Spelling in "Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?"

Danger Man, Danger Mouse, or Nick Danger, Third Eye?


vw bug - May 16, 2008 7:10:42 am PDT #9384 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I'm home. I'm going to bed. Someone wake me up before my final on Monday.


Frankenbuddha - May 16, 2008 7:15:52 am PDT #9385 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

WAKE UP, VW!!!!

What? It's before your final on Monday.


vw bug - May 16, 2008 7:16:23 am PDT #9386 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Meanie.


Frankenbuddha - May 16, 2008 7:16:55 am PDT #9387 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Seriously, though, have a good sleep and get well.