Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - May 16, 2008 3:07:46 am PDT #9366 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

mover~ma sj!


Toddson - May 16, 2008 3:42:11 am PDT #9367 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Happy belated anniversary to Zmayhem!

sj, may your move be accomplished with minimal aggravation and maximum efficiency.

Fay: foamy=good, foaming=bad. Go to the doctor.


Laura - May 16, 2008 3:58:02 am PDT #9368 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Happy uneventful moving day, sj!


Sparky1 - May 16, 2008 3:59:11 am PDT #9369 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Adding my vote that Fay should see a doctor. ::stuffs ballot box with "go to a doctor!" votes while Fay is not looking::

Good luck sj! May your new place be a very happy home for you and TCG!


JZ - May 16, 2008 5:23:42 am PDT #9370 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Smooth and easy moving~ma to you and TCG, sj! I can't wait to see pictures of your new place once you get all settled in.

my cheese plate which was made by my mom in pottery class. I wuv it. Looking at it, I can see the plate it thinks it is. So very close to perfect, but imperfect enough I will always know Mom made it.

Awww. That's adorable. Now I want to tell my mom to make me a cheese plate for my birthday.


Fred Pete - May 16, 2008 5:26:47 am PDT #9371 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Fay -- Doctor. Now. Because even the hope held out by Sean involves four-plus years of recovery. Which is Not Good.


Miracleman - May 16, 2008 5:26:58 am PDT #9372 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Phone: TGIF. *ring*

Me: You're not actually telling me this just to tell me this, are you?

Phone: Yeah, because that's the kind of luck you have. *ring*

Me: You don't have to rub it in, you know. I'm hapless, I get that. To repeatedly point it out is just cruel.

Phone: When have I ever done that before? What makes you say "repeatedly"? That's an unfair characterization of our interaction. *ring*

Me: Really? You do seem to take no small pleasure from making me miserable. I've heard you positively *chortle*. In fact--

Phone: JUST ANSWER ME, YOU MORON! *ring*

Me: Words can hurt. I am wounded.

Fuckcake O' the Day: I just got a letter.

Me: Okay.

FCO'tD: They're saying my dental insurance is cancelled! You're deducting it from my paycheck, I'm paying for it! Why is it cancelled?!

Me: Well, ma'am, I show you are actively insured. I'm not sure...

FCO'tD: Then why is [Wrong Company] telling me my coverage ended in April?!

Me: Oh! You're not covered by [Wrong Company], you're covered by [Correct Company].

FCO'tD: When did that happen?!

Me: ...when...you...signed up for insurance through [Correct Company]?

FCO'tD: You guys fuck everything up!


SailAweigh - May 16, 2008 5:35:08 am PDT #9373 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Good lord, MM. How can someone be pissed about being covered? Yeesh. I think I would have been abjectly apologizing and promising to bake you cookies for the next month.


dcp - May 16, 2008 5:35:15 am PDT #9374 of 10001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Fay -- Doctor. Now.

Concur with Fred Pete. The "Jeanna Treatment" a.k.a. "the Milwaukee Protocol" hasn't worked for anyone else. Or at least, not yet -- and it's really not something for which you want to be an experimental subject, if you can possibly avoid it.


vw bug - May 16, 2008 5:54:52 am PDT #9375 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Boy, I am SO not with it today. I forgot my cell phone at home, and I just locked my jacket (with my car keys in the pocket) in the room I was working in on campus. Had to call campus security to let me in to get them.

Can I go back to bed now?