Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.

'Trash'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - May 14, 2008 2:38:13 pm PDT #9186 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

By people who have interviewed with him or people who call bullshit on what he's asking for?

The latter. I was his 5th person in three years.


JZ - May 14, 2008 2:40:44 pm PDT #9187 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Where do the comments show up?

And, um, how does one make them? I'm sorely tempted to go looking for a current posting on my own ex-job and annotate it just a bit.


javachik - May 14, 2008 2:42:50 pm PDT #9188 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

How about commenting here?


Fay - May 14, 2008 2:43:37 pm PDT #9189 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

strawberry cheesecake

nom nom nom

Aims, your former boss is clearly on crack. Crack crack crack!

(((Jars & askye))) - I gather punctuation is in order, although I seem to have missed what happened. But all my brackets are belong to you.

Also, I vote silly movie.


vw bug - May 14, 2008 3:00:25 pm PDT #9190 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Damn. I really wanted to watch 27 Dresses, but it's not On Demand or available for rental at iTunes. And the closest video rental is in the next neighborhood, and I'm already in my jammies.


Kathy A - May 14, 2008 3:07:38 pm PDT #9191 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

The latter. I was his 5th person in three years.

This sounds like my first job out of college, from which I was fired after a year. I only then found out both from the person I replaced and from looking at job ads in the paper over the next few years that she (my boss) could not keep someone in that position for more than one year. Crap pay, schizophrenic woman whose moods would swing from hour to hour, and quite the boring job, too.


d - May 14, 2008 3:07:58 pm PDT #9192 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

Yay, Aimee! That's fabulous! As for the douchenozzle's posting....I particularly loved "High Tolerance for ambiguity." WTF?

Yay askye on being key having!

Boo for Jars car booting, and sorry to hear about the fender-bender sj. Glad no one was hurt.

meara, I wish GILF and douchnozzle would have to deal with each other every day.

I'm done with work! Think I'll go eat worms get dinner.


hippocampus - May 14, 2008 3:20:39 pm PDT #9193 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

{{d}} just because.


Sparky1 - May 14, 2008 3:24:45 pm PDT #9194 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I think we should take what we've learned in Natter about callers from prisons and apply to Aims' boss.

In law school, I had an apartment one year that was above my landlord. His wife was an awful person who screamed and complained about us because she could hear us laughing (of course she could - after the first complaint we'd stand by the duct and laugh right down into it to make sure). When the landlord started showing the apartment, we put a sign up on the bulletin board in the kitchen that said, "DON'T DO IT" and he couldn't quite figure out why no one ever came back.


Steph L. - May 14, 2008 3:28:47 pm PDT #9195 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Paging Teppy:

JZ, I went to the comic store and then the gym after work and then had a small meltdown once I got home (see, if I had been able to punch someone in the throat, I wouldn't have had a meltdown, because that would have gotten rid of much of my frustration).

So I just now saw your post. But everything you listed is right on. Anything else we would look for is shit that your boss should have incorporated into his writing, NOT stuff that you should take care of whilst typing. You're good.