Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fay - May 14, 2008 5:25:22 am PDT #9066 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

YAY!!!!

Oh, thank fuck for that. Yay Universe! Good job! Sticker!


Aims - May 14, 2008 5:26:00 am PDT #9067 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Thank you guys so much. I love you all tremendously.


Laura - May 14, 2008 5:26:15 am PDT #9068 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Yay Aims! Lucky employers!


sumi - May 14, 2008 5:27:48 am PDT #9069 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Woo hoo, Aims!!


Kathy A - May 14, 2008 5:28:12 am PDT #9070 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Yay, Aims!!!!


Miracleman - May 14, 2008 5:29:54 am PDT #9071 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Does my baby RAWK like a thing what RAWKS?!

Hell, no.

SHE DEFINES RAWK! SHE IS THE ESSENCE OF RAWKOSITYNESS!!

Loves you, Aims. Congrats!


DCJensen - May 14, 2008 5:32:08 am PDT #9072 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Wooo Hooo Aims!!!!


Steph L. - May 14, 2008 5:32:35 am PDT #9073 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Way to go, Aims!!!!

I can't WAIT for your douchebag ex-boss to call you for help with something, so you can tell him, "Sorry; I'm extremely busy with my NEW, BETTER-PAYING, BENEFITS-HAVING JOB!!!"


hippocampus - May 14, 2008 5:34:28 am PDT #9074 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

::slaps douchenozzle out of spite and hopes that Aims remembers to drop The Evidence into the mail to the Justice Department anonymously::


brenda m - May 14, 2008 5:35:58 am PDT #9075 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh, this just makes this whole day so much happier. Yay!