Xander: We just saw the zebras mating! Thank you, very exciting... Willow: It was like the Heimlich, with stripes!

'Him'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - May 12, 2008 5:28:24 am PDT #8712 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Why is my office minus twelve thousand degrees today??? It's fucking MAY, office! Get with the program!

Between the treesex and this cold, all I want to do is go home and sleep. Unfortunately, my co-worker called in sick this morning too, so I'm here alone with nobody to cover for me.

MASSIVE FAIL, MONDAY!


Laura - May 12, 2008 5:40:51 am PDT #8713 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Why is my office minus twelve thousand degrees today??

One of those days when I wish we could even it out. Rather on the toasty side here. My A/C bill is gonna suck this month.

sending the ~ma for Aims


Vortex - May 12, 2008 5:41:55 am PDT #8714 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I am behind everyone in saying that your ex-boss is a tooltastic fucktard, and I hope that the new place hires you soon.

Two words: Consulting. Fee.

I think that I'd be more along the lines of FUCK. YOU., but I'm a bridge burner like that.


Emily - May 12, 2008 5:46:51 am PDT #8715 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

My students reached that important milestone in every teenager's life -- the day you realize that the British use "fag" for a cigarette. I gave them an impromptu lesson on the etymology of "faggot" as a slur, pointing up the misogyny component to the homophobia (like a gift with purchase!). Mostly, they were all entranced to hear me use the word I'd forbidden them to use, but I'm hoping that I have added a little extra baggage to it. Like, every time they go to use it they'll have to think not just "forbidden bad word teachers don't let me use" but also "boring etymology lesson."


Nora Deirdre - May 12, 2008 5:50:33 am PDT #8716 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Boring update: I still feel like ass, but am at work anyway.

Time appears to be standing still.


P.M. Marc - May 12, 2008 5:54:08 am PDT #8717 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Aims, he's a fuck with a business that is circling the toilet.

Hmm. Is he also your landlord? I can't remember if the property you rent is his.


Miracleman - May 12, 2008 5:57:21 am PDT #8718 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Hmm. Is he also your landlord? I can't remember if the property you rent is his.

He's the property manager, but the building is owned by someone else.


-t - May 12, 2008 6:02:50 am PDT #8719 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Vortex eloquently says what I think Vortex "Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down." May 12, 2008 7:41:55 am PDT


vw bug - May 12, 2008 6:24:57 am PDT #8720 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Just talked to my PCP and we increased the steroids back to full-dosage again, because things are bad again today. If one more person tells me how pretty the trees are right now, I may throttle them.


Aims - May 12, 2008 6:26:26 am PDT #8721 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

My dad rocks. He came by and took me to breakfast. I hear what you are all saying and truly, part of me believes it, but other partly feels like a giant sack of non job keeping shit and like I have, once a fucking gain let my parents and family down.