augh! The axe effect! It's burning my eyes! I'd seriously rather they blow cigarette smoke in the box office window. How can that guy stand himself? I honestly couldn't breathe. Oh lordy I feel sorry for anyone else watching Iron Man right now.
I like pancakes 'cause they're stackable. Ooo, and waffles 'cause you can put things in the little holes if you wanted to.
Buffy ,'Potential'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - May 08, 2008 6:02:23 pm PDT #8395 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
hippocampus - May 08, 2008 6:04:21 pm PDT #8396 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
seriously owen... Why use that move on total strangers when we have quite a large collection of assheads to practice on? Or the house inspector could also work... {{Cashmere}} oi.
Cashmere - May 08, 2008 6:05:07 pm PDT #8397 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Eek, what a memememe post. Sorry. That rant was simmering.
Erin, much recovery ~ma for you.
Bug, I hope you're ok.
{{{Jilli}}}
amych - May 08, 2008 6:08:17 pm PDT #8398 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Dude, no. A well-deserved rant if there ever was one.
meara - May 08, 2008 6:10:21 pm PDT #8399 of 10001
OMG, Owen! Straighten up and fly right, boyo! Cut a bitch is NOT for other parents at daycare!
I'm very glad to find that P-C has been in Massachusetts. I was about to get all snitty about your secret trip to California
Heh. That was what I was thinking too! "Cindy took a trip to California and hung out with P-C and no one else?? WTF??"
I had dinner with two of my old coworkers. Most of the people who didn't get laid off have now quit. And the one coworker is like "we'll be needing people! all the sucky people left! come back and work with me!!" and I'm like "HAHAHAHAHAHH! No."
vw bug - May 08, 2008 6:10:37 pm PDT #8400 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Oh, dear, Cashmere. Owen, you've got to do that on people who can see the humor! Like all your auntie and uncle Bitches!
Also, Cashmere, sounds like you need a break, babe.
Bug, I hope you're ok.
I'm fine, although all those neb treatments made me nice and wide awake. And hungry. Grrrr.
Laga - May 08, 2008 6:11:01 pm PDT #8401 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
rant on.
Hil R. - May 08, 2008 6:22:41 pm PDT #8402 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Oh dear, Owen.
One of my friends had two of her kids with her at the office today -- the 18-month-old and the baby. The 18-month-old is an interesting kid. She's not terribly responsive to other people -- you try to talk to her, and she gives you this look like, "Huh. A human. Fascinating."
Pix - May 08, 2008 6:23:52 pm PDT #8403 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Oh, Cash! What a horrible ordeal. Please don't apologize for ranting. I would say that situation is extremely rantable.
Cashmere - May 08, 2008 6:44:46 pm PDT #8404 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Thanks, guys. I've just been dark grey because of computer issues, then I come in and vomit all this out. Been a rough few days.
I suspect Owen is totally fine. I asked him about knives and he said, "We don't cut friends" and "we only cut bananas"--the only thing I'll let him cut up with a butter knife. He must have seen one of my Buffy comics or possibly PotC because I can't see him getting homicidal urges from Noggin or Nick, Jr. programming.
Who knows? Maybe the New Mom freaked him out. He's impulsive that way. But they've removed all the play knives from the kitchen set in the playroom at the gym.
DH has apologized to me and we are leaving tomorrow for a weekend away (albeit to Columbus to handle some house stuff). But we will be in a nice hotel and my in-laws are keeping the kids for us. So we should hopefully recharge and I can regain my sanity.
But not until I finish editing this piece, get some emails out and pack for our trip.