I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - May 08, 2008 8:02:39 am PDT #8300 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Um, how is pink “gender neutral”. Green and purple, yes, but pink?

Well, hence the air quotes. Basically she's trying so hard to be genderblind that she winds up getting him the most outrageously girly stuff she can find. It's both endearing and hysterical.


Emily - May 08, 2008 8:04:48 am PDT #8301 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

You know what I love about the Buffistas? You guys are cool about learning new things and talking about them. I feel like many adults stopped wanting to discuss ideas after they left college -- even teachers! And that makes me a sad Emily.


Vortex - May 08, 2008 8:04:50 am PDT #8302 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

HOWEVER, I maintain that, through their spinelessness, they are inadvertently psychologically torturing him.

oh, yes, I totally agree. I didn't mean to imply otherwise. I was just trying to make the point that it seems that everyone is blaming the parents for torturing the kid, but I think that they're in a bad place as well.


meara - May 08, 2008 8:06:36 am PDT #8303 of 10001

You can play with whatever you want, you can dress however you want, you can look at whatever color you want. But, just in case, here's how to punch someone.

Hah! This is why I love Miracleman!

I had this awful and very realistic dream that for some reason I had moved out of my fabulous apartment and into a very very sketchy basement studio in a building that was full of like, crack addicts, so I was scared to walk through the halls. It was very depressing! I was so glad to wake up and be like "Whew! Not my life!"

But I ALSO had a dream that we had built this...buffistas community center building? Apparently it was near wherever I was (not sure if that was Seattle), but everyone else too! Magic transporter beams? Who knows! Liese was living in part of it and teaching music lessons. And I was trying to remind everyone that now that we had it, we didn't need to find any other place to hold Prom.


Vortex - May 08, 2008 8:07:08 am PDT #8304 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Well, hence the air quotes. Basically she's trying so hard to be genderblind that she winds up getting him the most outrageously girly stuff she can find. It's both endearing and hysterical.

oh, I see, sorry! We need a sarcasm emoticon. Or at least I do :)


Emily - May 08, 2008 8:08:44 am PDT #8305 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I dreamed that I ended up with five or six cats. Also, swimming to Guam. Or rather, to the left, but I was hoping I would end up at Guam eventually. And I remember looking at a clock and thinking, "Oh hell, now I have to swim to Puerto Rico and back before work, and I should really be on the road in an hour."

I like meara's better, not least because mine contained no other Buffistas.


Laga - May 08, 2008 8:16:35 am PDT #8306 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I don't think I can stand to listen to the NPR spot but yeah I blame the doctor. Most people would apply lethal electric shocks to strangers if a guy in a white lab coat told them it was OK.


Sean K - May 08, 2008 8:18:11 am PDT #8307 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I love all of you right now. Especially Burrell. It's one of the things that *instantly* warmed me to The Riches, that the youngest son wears makeup and dresses, but his parents are completely fine with that.

It makes me so proud of Burrell, and Aimee and MM, and really all of us. Gives me hope for the future, it does.


Emily - May 08, 2008 8:29:54 am PDT #8308 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Gives me hope for the future, it does.

It would probably be better if we'd breed like rabbits, though. Come on, people? Where are the gigantic broods?

Er, keeping in mind that I am exempt because mumblemumblemumble.


Steph L. - May 08, 2008 8:35:20 am PDT #8309 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The Boy is not transgender; that is, he doesn't feel like he's in the wrong body, and he has no interest in reassignment surgery; he just likes pretty clothes and 5-inch heels.

And we know he’s not gay, since you’re gettin’ it regular ;)

He's not gay, but *I* am now....

And well, who doesn’t like pretty clothes and 5 inch heels (well, the heels on other people, ‘cause they make my feet hurt)

It just makes me laugh, because I come home from work and take OFF my heels and skirt and put on shorts and a t-shirt, and *he* comes home from work and takes off his pants and plain shirt and puts on a dress and heels.

Donna Reed, inverted.