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Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Mar 21, 2008 4:01:20 am PDT #818 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Dear U of M:

I desperately want to get into your School of Information for my Master's Degree. I think that you should hire me as the circulation assistant for the 6pm -2am shift. Yeah, it pays less than what I'm making, but a) kickass and it would help me get into the program I want and b) the benefits at the U are amazing and c) Joe's gonna get an AWESOME kickass full time job soon and the paycut won't be that hard to handle. Plus, day classes for me!

Anyway, think about it, mull it over. I'm smart. Plus, wicked new bangs!

Love and crumpets,
Aims

PS Plus - I'll be sort of like Sparky and flea but with way less edumacation (for now).


Sparky1 - Mar 21, 2008 4:07:38 am PDT #819 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Is this for the general library, Aimee? (I take it you'd be able to quit your current job, or I'd be telling you you're craxy to take all those credits and have two jobs!)

Let us know if you get an interview and we'll tell you all the right things to say for a public services position...


Aims - Mar 21, 2008 4:11:51 am PDT #820 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Is this for the general library, Aimee?

It's actually for the graduatate library.

And yes, I would totally quit my current job to take this one. If, of course, Joe had a full time job, also.

Let us know if you get an interview and we'll tell you all the right things to say for a public services position...

Thanks!! I had a really good pre-employment screening interview with their HR department and I have my little employment code I enter whenever I apply for a job. Which I have been doing. I think I've applied for 15 so far.


amych - Mar 21, 2008 4:16:21 am PDT #821 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Go you, Aims! Your bangs would be a credit to any liberry.


Aims - Mar 21, 2008 4:19:07 am PDT #822 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

See??All the hair is out of my face and now I CAN READ!!

I know we have flea, Sparky, beth, and Perkins that are all librarians. Do we have others? I can't remember.


Sparky1 - Mar 21, 2008 4:20:07 am PDT #823 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I just read the job posting -- good luck!

eta: GC is in Info School.


sj - Mar 21, 2008 4:22:37 am PDT #824 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Sparky, insent.

Aimee, go you and good luck!


Aims - Mar 21, 2008 4:23:09 am PDT #825 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I just read the job posting -- good luck!

Bwah! Did you really? That's high-larious.

Err..which is to say do you think I can do it?


Miracleman - Mar 21, 2008 4:26:36 am PDT #826 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I think that you should hire me as the circulation assistant for the 6pm -2am shift.

At first I read this as "6am to 2pm" and laughed so hard I wet myself.

Now I need new pants and new glasses.


Aims - Mar 21, 2008 4:28:05 am PDT #827 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

At first I read this as "6am to 2pm" and laughed so hard I wet myself.

Hey! If I *had* to get up at that time, I totally could! BY MYSELF even.

So neener.