Giles: I jump out of the circle, jump back in, and, and, shake my gourd. Buffy: Hey, I think I know this ritual. The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the Hokey-Pokey and to turn themselves around.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Apr 24, 2008 2:11:55 pm PDT #6370 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Susan, it sounds like it's being handled pretty well.

Today was my last day of teaching for the semester. I want to go out and celebrate. But I can't, because it's Passover, so I really can't eat anything at restaurants, and can't drink anything but cider. Feh. Maybe Sunday or Monday celebrating will work.


Volans - Apr 24, 2008 2:34:39 pm PDT #6371 of 10001
move out and draw fire

No idea on the plate, ND, but I had a conversation today with a guy who's going to get "SUBTEXT" as his plate, because it's an anagram of "BUTT SEX."


tommyrot - Apr 24, 2008 2:54:10 pm PDT #6372 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I had a conversation today with a guy who's going to get "SUBTEXT" as his plate, because it's an anagram of "BUTT SEX."

Um... there are better things about subtext than that....


tommyrot - Apr 24, 2008 2:57:18 pm PDT #6373 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, and a friend grew up in a mostly Jewish suburb of Chicago - she once saw a plate that read S DRECK, which is Yiddish for "eat shit." (Or, rather, "es dreck" is.)


Fay - Apr 24, 2008 3:05:15 pm PDT #6374 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Oh crap, MM. So sorry.


hippocampus - Apr 24, 2008 3:11:56 pm PDT #6375 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Kristin - feel better soon! PS - to Kristin's lungs - pssst pneumonia critters... You took a wrong turn and are in the wrong state! Beaches, check. Palm trees, ditto. Pneumonia? Nope, don't see it on the state flag. GET OUT. Go back to Siberia.

WTF MM?!? That's crap.

The Swarthmore thing was brilliant. Glad I went. Enid Mark ( [link] ) is the bombdigity of small-run hand-crafted books. The writers were great too.


d - Apr 24, 2008 3:30:19 pm PDT #6376 of 10001
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

MiracleMan, that really stinks. Job-ma to you.

Health-ma to Kristin and Jilli.


Steph L. - Apr 24, 2008 3:39:38 pm PDT #6377 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

is Allegra going to turn me into a tired zombie or can I take it during the day?

You should be fine, although different bodies react differently to the same drug. But I'm pretty sure that Allegra claims to be non-drowsy.


Steph L. - Apr 24, 2008 3:51:32 pm PDT #6378 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Oh my god. I SO want these: [link]

But then I'd have to get a shirt with French cuffs, which I, sadly, do not have.

Or, oh Lord, this: [link]

Okay, THIS is amazing, and I'm seriously tempted to buy it: [link]

The Boy would never forgive me, because he works at a metal recycling company, and would tell me that he could make this out of stuff they get in every day. But -- it's SO fucking cool!!!


Cashmere - Apr 24, 2008 3:54:21 pm PDT #6379 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

That's cheap for jewelry, though, Steph!