We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.

Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Apr 24, 2008 7:17:41 am PDT #6222 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I have a crush on the name Dare (as in Dare Wright, author/photog of the Lonely Doll books) but I'd never use it.

Maybe Daria with Dare for short? Of course, a lot of people will pronounce it DAH-ree-ah instead of DARE-ee-ah, but that's a cross to bear.


Fay - Apr 24, 2008 7:17:50 am PDT #6223 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Like Yorick's sister? What? Really?


Glamcookie - Apr 24, 2008 7:19:11 am PDT #6224 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Yorick and Hero are from the (fabulous and wonderful) comic Y the Last Man.


Toddson - Apr 24, 2008 7:20:25 am PDT #6225 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

How to fit 15 cars into 8 parking spaces?

Bunk spaces (actually, I've seen places where they have two-level spaces - a lift thingy ... which would mean you could fit 16 cars into 8 spaces!).

Fay, perhaps you could say something along the lines of "I'm sorry, I can't do it" ... sometimes, the less explanation, the less quibbling you get.

Also, if you do a vampire thing, can you include the line, "you kids, get offa my coffin"?

Jilli, in re a stripy jacket, could you sew strips of ribbon on a plain jacket?


Aims - Apr 24, 2008 7:20:29 am PDT #6226 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

What about Avery?

I like Shane. Gives new meaning when screaming at him when he's three, "COME BACK, SHANE!"


Glamcookie - Apr 24, 2008 7:21:14 am PDT #6227 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I "gave" Avery away, alas. My niece's middle name is Avery thanks to her Auntie's suggestion.


Glamcookie - Apr 24, 2008 7:22:01 am PDT #6228 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

GF and I were doing the old, "I just love Shane..." from the movie.


Polter-Cow - Apr 24, 2008 7:24:38 am PDT #6229 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yorick and Hero are from the (fabulous and wonderful) comic Y the Last Man.

Which I have just recently posted about!


Ginger - Apr 24, 2008 7:26:22 am PDT #6230 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Retreats that management thinks will magically overcome organizational and personnel issues through forced socialization: Not OK.

My experience is this, with varying degrees of excruciating boredom, annoyance and lingering bitterness.


Jars - Apr 24, 2008 7:30:55 am PDT #6231 of 10001

I love me some Y: The Last Man. Even after what they did to 355. Woe.

So I've volunteered for this [link]

Naked... yay?