Reynolds, I'm a dangerous-minded man on a ship loaded with hurt. Now, why you got me chatting with your peons?

Womack ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Mar 19, 2008 10:50:59 am PDT #595 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

The question was, "What are the ABCs of technical writing?" He wrote, "Apples Bananas Cucumbers."

well, you gotta give him a point or two for a slightly amusing answer.


Emily - Mar 19, 2008 10:54:18 am PDT #596 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Oops, it's the ABCs of proposal writing.

well, you gotta give him a point or two for a slightly amusing answer.

Oh I would, but the kid really needs to take responsibility for his notes. I'm not sure I can excuse his getting an A from me just because he's funny -- but he is that funny. We had another kid in the class who never took notes so didn't know what SCAMPER stood for -- so he made up a bunch of things, including "Cry because your idea doesn't work." These kids are wicked smaht.


sj - Mar 19, 2008 11:07:32 am PDT #597 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Hec, your double was on the flight to Charlotte. I don't see him on the flight to Providence.

We made our very short connection despite a late wheelchair. We only had a half hour, and I didn't think there was a chance.


Trudy Booth - Mar 19, 2008 1:02:35 pm PDT #598 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

No more grownup scissors for me.

Holding stack of credit card crap in one hand. Scissors in other. Cut too deep. I see it coming but cannot stop and now I have this nasty flap of skin that isn't going to feel like stayinf closed any time soon.

Oy.


WindSparrow - Mar 19, 2008 1:08:14 pm PDT #599 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Ouch, Trudy. Don't DO that!


Trudy Booth - Mar 19, 2008 1:11:08 pm PDT #600 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

its queasy-making to be sure

(and I don't usually get queasy over stuff like that)


Pix - Mar 19, 2008 1:21:59 pm PDT #601 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I got Byron's results back. It's malignant, aggressive fibrosarcoma. No clean margins. Likely to recur. The only chance to eliminate it is radical surgery; I'm supposed to call the surgeon today to see what she recommends doing next.

I may not be online for awhile. I'm having a hard time processing this.


brenda m - Mar 19, 2008 1:24:29 pm PDT #602 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh Jesus. Kristin, I'm so sorry.


amych - Mar 19, 2008 1:27:34 pm PDT #603 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I'm so sorry, KT. Many chin-scritches for Byron.

edit: read only after you've had your away time! (not scary, just... for later) I know you probably don't want to think about it much just now, but when you're ready to, I've known amputee cats who've gotten around like absolute demons for years afterwards. It's a rough thing to even think about, but if it's what the surgeon says, he's got a good shot.


Burrell - Mar 19, 2008 1:28:06 pm PDT #604 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm sorry Kristin.