There's a reason I'm single, isn't there?
No. There is ABSOLUTELY NOT. We are consistently baffled by it, honestly. Few people are more all-around joyously wonderful than you, so what idiot would pass that up?* Truth is stranger than fiction.
And Morgan Le made total sense. No worries.
You wouldn't want to be going to Cairo on holiday, would you? I know, I know, they're nowhere near each other. But they're both places-Fay-has-gone-which-are-neither-UK-nor-US, so I group them together.
(*Though I suppose the somewhat insecure might worry about being outshone. But that's not what you'd want anyway!)
San Francisco's only a few latitude points off of Tokyo....
There's a reason I'm single, isn't there?
If there is, it's not that.
I mean, apart from the size of my ass.
Or that.
Someone I don't like is trying to friend me all over the place. I don't want to be a jerk, but I don't want add him/her. What to do, what to do...
::stops trying to friend glamcookie::
eta: bwah!
I guess there was more gronk in my morning diet than I thought. You'd think I'd have caught that one. Sorry. sorry. my bad.
Oh, God love you all. You rock.
Meanwhile, I'm sorry, I really should frequent Natter more often, if y'all are having conversations like this there:
ita: I just had cause to say "I put the 'ita' into 'Gothic Lolita'
Dana: ...anyone else tempted to start making LOLitas?
"I can haz lethal weapon?"
"I kicks you in the hed."
ita: That is so not what I wanted you to take away from that sentence.
Dana: "Invisible krav maga."
My face genuinely hurts from reading this in COMM, and I am still weeping with laughter and making stupid snorty noises. For several minutes there I was actually incapacitated, and, sweet weeping mother of heaven, I
crave
LOLitas beyond my power to express it. Best idea EVAH. Because she's always so damn badass, bless her - even the photos of Wee!ita are badass.
Invisible krav maga.
Oh, God, I can hardly type.
I love you people.
blows nose. tries to stop giggling.
You wouldn't want to be going to Cairo on holiday, would you?
Oooh! When?
We have been told that the Secret Service will be going through our offices, opening every file drawer, cabinet, etc.
I feel like leaving them milk, cookies and a little note.
