You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Miracleman - Mar 18, 2008 8:53:33 am PDT #438 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

FUCK.

Hit the wrong button and accidenatlly paid the ENTIRE balance on the heat and electric bill instead of just the past due.

Fuck fuck fuck.

Well.

...

At least we're caught up on those, right? So we got that goin' fer us.


erikaj - Mar 18, 2008 8:57:22 am PDT #439 of 10001
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

As screw-ups go, it's benign. Sorry things are so tight, though. I'm there right now, and it's NFG.


sj - Mar 18, 2008 8:58:46 am PDT #440 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

(((Aimee)))


Polter-Cow - Mar 18, 2008 8:59:26 am PDT #441 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

{{Aims}}}


brenda m - Mar 18, 2008 8:59:52 am PDT #442 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh crap, Aimee. I know that feeling all too well.


Aims - Mar 18, 2008 9:00:42 am PDT #443 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

At least it'll stop the collection calls, I guess.


Hil R. - Mar 18, 2008 9:04:12 am PDT #444 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I also had chicken pox as a kid, for two weeks, right as my sister was getting over it. I remember being put in footie pajamas and mittens, even though it was July, so that I wouldn't scratch, and taking oatmeal baths a few times a day. I've still got a bunch of scars.

The mother of a kid I grew up with had polio as a kid, and had a lot of physical problems as an adult.


hippocampus - Mar 18, 2008 9:24:36 am PDT #445 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

MM - can you re-post that link to the narrative generator? I have a friend who wants to see it (I just sent the OverUsed Science Fiction Cliches link) and can't find it.


Cashmere - Mar 18, 2008 9:25:20 am PDT #446 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Note to cat owners--do not leave bidding sites open and go to the bathroom when you have a cat who walks on keyboards. That would have been a tricky conversation to have with the people and the $300,000 Buy It Now purchase Amon Ra nearly made.

This goes for the parents of toddlers, too.


Miracleman - Mar 18, 2008 9:26:40 am PDT #447 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Sox - Here you go.

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