So is writing, for what that's worth. No, I'm not a millionaire. No, I'm not going on Oprah. No, I can't tell you where I get my ideas, except it's not from the Magical Idea Well.
Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Amy - Apr 01, 2008 5:41:00 pm PDT #2799 of 10001
Because books.
Burrell - Apr 01, 2008 5:43:51 pm PDT #2800 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I'm still bummed that the magical writing fairies aren't real.
amych - Apr 01, 2008 5:44:21 pm PDT #2801 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Crap. They're not?
tommyrot - Apr 01, 2008 5:47:34 pm PDT #2802 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm still bummed that the magical writing fairies aren't real.
Crap. Then what are those tiny creatures who tell me they're magical writing fairies?
Atropa - Apr 01, 2008 5:48:35 pm PDT #2803 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I'm still bummed that the magical writing fairies aren't real.
But I've been leaving scones and tea out for them! You mean I have to write my manuscript by myself?
Amy - Apr 01, 2008 5:50:32 pm PDT #2804 of 10001
Because books.
Oh, *I* have magical writing fairies. But, you know, they don't live in a well.
Seriously.
Cass - Apr 01, 2008 5:52:10 pm PDT #2805 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I'm still bummed that the magical writing fairies aren't real.This is a huge disappointment to me.
Trudy Booth - Apr 01, 2008 5:53:14 pm PDT #2806 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Next you'll tell me there was no Summer of Like.
Amy - Apr 01, 2008 5:53:33 pm PDT #2807 of 10001
Because books.
I can hook y'all up. You know, for a small fee.
(And here's how writers really make their money...)
Amy - Apr 01, 2008 5:55:38 pm PDT #2808 of 10001
Because books.
Next you'll tell me there was no Summer of Like.
Please. Totally canon.