Cheers, fellow freaky-ear-having peeps! I'm not going to go see a doctor
just
yet, I think. (Oh, let it not be a small trapped beastie...)
Meanwhile - nom nom nom! I am chowing down on DIY Quick Chef's Salad, which in this instance comprises:
Assorted leaves
Generous portion of feta cheese
sliced smoked ham
leftover tuna/caper/chili/nori flake/mayo salad
pumpkin seeds
king prawns fried in coconut oil
fresh parsley
YUM!
I am contemplating making a super quick low carb peanut butter brownie as dessert, but may have no room.
Honestly, I would
so
sweep me off my feet and make me my wife! I am a Domestic Goddess! ....apart from ironing and cleaning and boring stuff. Um. But I make nice food out of whatever's in the cupboard, I do I do!
Also - anybody out there had experience of a weird, fizzy/crackly noise in their ear? My left ear, as of yesterday morning and still today, is sporadically giving me a weird crackling noise, like static, or like the sound of bubble bath bubbles bursting.
All the time. Well, let me qualify: all the time, *when I swallow or yawn.* It doesn't just happen randomly. But literally every time I swallow or yawn, I get the crackly noise. I figured it was my eustachian tubes being weird, and I just ignore it.
I mean, I have allergy/sinus issues all year round, so I'm assuming that because things are perpetually fucked up in my larynx/pharynx, my eustachian tubes are always dealing with a little bit of ick back there.
....perhaps my levels of self-care aren't the best example, though.
Last night the cats unplugged the alarm clock.
Last night I reset the alarm clock.
Last night I reset the alarm clock wrong. Day was night and night was day. Somewhere Michelle Pfeiffer and Rutger Hauer were getting it on.
This morning Da Punk woke me up by saying "Daddy, can you wake up and talk to me?"
"No, punk. I'll be getting up soon enough, when the alarm clock goes off. What time is it, anyWHOAFUCKSHITPISSFUCK!"
Fuck Monday. Fuck it up its stupid ass with an ICBM with faulty warhead shielding.
Also - anybody out there had experience of a weird, fizzy/crackly noise in their ear? My left ear, as of yesterday morning and still today, is sporadically giving me a weird crackling noise, like static, or like the sound of bubble bath bubbles bursting.
I had this for a few days. I thought it was water in the ear syndrome. It was actually dried up. crackly.
t shudder
I would not recommend my solution, which involved careful but forbidden use of a q-tip.
Perhaps yours is just a cold coming on.
Oh man, man o' miracles.
Cats. can't trust 'em.
Weatherman says we have a mini Snowpocolypse coming. 8 inches in the next 24 hours.
Weatherman says we have a mini Snowpocolypse coming. 8 inches in the next 24 hours.
Quick. Slaughter a virgin goat and form its entrails into a sigil of banishment. The snow demons may be averted.
Or, I may have just gone fucking nuts from STOP THE FUCKING SNOW ALREADY, JESUS, IT'S ALMOST APRIL!-itis.
the only one.
My sisters make 2 more oddities.
Another oddity here. My ears make that crackling noise all the time. Um.
My sisters make 2 more oddities.
hee.
We, on the other hand, are practically perfect in every way.
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