"My doctor warned me that running into a single ass today could affect my health for weeks. Congratulations."
Dawn ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
"So how long has it been since you stopped displaying tact and good manners?"
BWAHAHAHA!
Yeah, some variation on "How long have you been a complete buttwipe?" is the appropriate answer to a question like that, though Jilli would certainly disagree.
I was thinking "I don't know, Why don't you ask them when you wake up there in.. oh, thirty minutes."
You really think they'll be up that early? I mean I was up until 4ish, and I was up at 8, but I was mildly hungover (at some point, I started drinking box wine from a plastic shotglass), in a hotel room, and had panels to go to and fangirls to see.
Plus I'm weird, and no longer capable of sleeping in.
Plei, are you talking to me? We may be at cross purposes, as I'm adding my suggestions for comebacks to the "when were you last in hospital" assery.
Sorry you are stuck working my hours Pete.
Aha! I'm awake, but clearly my reading comprehension is not all there.
Yeah, ND, what's up with that? I've tried to return them twice but you wouldn't sign for the package! Git!
Plei, funnily enough, I just got an email from Jilli, so she is indeed awake.
Well you seem to be working my old hours. The new hours that Disney delivered make those look like a vacation.
Oh, so I'm getting your cast-offs? Greeeeeeeeeat.
Still, better than being trapped on a boat. Have your land-legs returned or do you usually walk like that?/