It makes me look much wiser than I am.
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I had to buy jeans today. I tried on a brazzillion pairs of jeans ( why is everything boot cut ? and why does the definition of boot cut vary so much ). I found a pair that fit - on sale for 17.99. So I looked for a second pair of the same size and cut. Found a black pair - different color sale sticker 1. 79 . Yup, they were 1. 79 - probably an older season . I never get deals like that, but today I did. yay me.
Damn, beth, sweet score.
oh lordy I hope that Mom's lying. Would you lie about your kid's age to save $0.75? But yeesh those were some huge boobs for a twelve year old to have to deal with.
I hate today.
Even my chocolate covered pretzels tasted vile and suck-encrusted.
{{Aimee}} If you can't count on chocolate covered pretzels, something is very wrong.
Aimee - I hope you're not coming down with the nasty virus that I have. Nasty and rude: it's way outstayed it's welcome.
(My co-worker's little boy has it and, alas, it has turned to pneumonia, for him - this little one. . . everytime he gets sick it goes right to his lungs.)
You're still sick, sumi?! That's not right, either.
Eta: poor kid.
I like colons in topic titles.
Yeah. I'm going to a huge conference this summer, and the session I'm most excited about?
Banana: The Neglected History.
Offer milkshakes! "My Milkshakes Bring all the Boys to my Table"?