Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Mar 26, 2008 5:53:12 am PDT #1534 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Something I find crazy about myself:

The more I have to do, the less I want to do it all and just sit here on the internets saying to myself, "I'll work after I find 5 of my own quotes Buff Diving. Ok, five funny ones. Ok, five of Joe's. Ok, five of mine AND Joe's in the same post. Ok, five that have to do with me and camels."


Fred Pete - Mar 26, 2008 6:03:52 am PDT #1535 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Going back a bit, but Stephanie, I have recurring back problems (muscle spasm type stuff). A couple things that might help your SIL without risk to the baby. At least as far as I know -- I'm no expert on what creates risks to pregnant women and babies.

Lay down, feet propped up. I'm not sure how it helps, but it does.

Alternate heat and cold. It's a bit tough to combine the two because heating pads tell you not to lay on the pad.

I've found that massage often helps, but even I know a woman in such a late stage of pregnancy isn't supposed to lay on her stomach, so probably not a good idea for your SIL.


Jessica - Mar 26, 2008 6:07:41 am PDT #1536 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I've found that massage often helps, but even I know a woman in such a late stage of pregnancy isn't supposed to lay on her stomach, so probably not a good idea for your SIL.

There are plenty of spas that offer "gestational massage" where they kind of prop you up with pillows so you can lie face-down without putting any pressure on the bump. It is wonderful.


SuziQ - Mar 26, 2008 6:22:49 am PDT #1537 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Gah. Massage. Need. Not pregnant, but NEED. The massage. Not the pregnant.

I am slightly freaking out. K-Bug turns 18 tomorrow. How the HECK did that happen? Hush. You know what I mean.


Fred Pete - Mar 26, 2008 7:18:50 am PDT #1538 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

There are plenty of spas that offer "gestational massage" where they kind of prop you up with pillows so you can lie face-down without putting any pressure on the bump.

I stand corrected. As I said, I'm not the expert on pregnancy and childbirth. But it's nice to know that spas do address such matters.


Vortex - Mar 26, 2008 7:23:20 am PDT #1539 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Had to have a chat with the cleaners today, the one I keep swearing that I won't use again. But, it's right on the corner, so convenient.

I have a suit jacket that looks like suede, but it isn't. It's actually polyester. She tried to charge me $9. I said "whoa, $9" she said "special cleaning!" I said "no one else has ever charged me extra" Then she says "okay, $8" I said "no, it can be cleaned like a regular jacket" She wasn't happy, but I wasn't paying an extra $3.


-t - Mar 26, 2008 7:29:53 am PDT #1540 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

K-Bug turns 18 tomorrow.

Wow! The passage of time, man, it's crazy.

The more I have to do, the less I want to do it all

Oh, that is so me. I had a friend in college who at one point around finals week said "I have so much to do that I might as well just not do any of it" and most everyone thought that that made no sense, but I knew just what he meant. The only way I can get past it is to pick one thing that will be the thing that I will work on accomplishing (some days that one thing is getting out of bed) and let the rest go. I can't always do it, but when I can, it helps.


Glamcookie - Mar 26, 2008 7:51:36 am PDT #1541 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Aw! Niecey is wearing a shirt that was mine when I was a kid (has my IRL name on back): [link]


-t - Mar 26, 2008 7:56:45 am PDT #1542 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, neat! And what a cutie.

A million years ago my family went to Florida on vacation and it was unexpectedly cold so Mom bought a bright orange Dolphins sweatshirt for my brother to wear because it was the only warm thing readily available. He wore it for years, then I wore it for years, then my little sister wore it and it never wore out or got horribly stained or full of holes and now my sister's kids have it. I just love that kind of familial continuity.


vw bug - Mar 26, 2008 7:57:01 am PDT #1543 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

K-Bug can't be 18. I declare it.

Vortex, that is ridiculous.

Sparky, I feel your pain on entitled students. I came to campus today for a tutoring appointment, and the kid didn't show up. Grrrrrrrr. Oh, well. I'm doing schoolwork.