I CAN HAZ JOB NOW!!!11
SWEET!
You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.
Xander ,'Help'
Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
lisah - Mar 25, 2008 10:19:53 am PDT #1396 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Frankenbuddha - Mar 25, 2008 10:22:23 am PDT #1397 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Salary-ma for meara. Congrats on the good news.
Jen - Mar 25, 2008 10:25:20 am PDT #1398 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you
Yay meara, deserver of all good things!
Maria - Mar 25, 2008 10:28:44 am PDT #1399 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Al-freakin'-right, meara! That's fantabulous! Congratulations on not having to deal with the WA unemployment system anymore!
I had other thoughts, but the lethally cute kidlets stole them all. All I can muster now is, "Glurble, glurble, glurble, CUTIEHEAD SPROG!"
Aims - Mar 25, 2008 10:30:04 am PDT #1400 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Dear Idiot Tenants:
Either a) get better at darts. b) stop playing darts drunk. or c) actually protect the wall behind the dartboard with a $10 piece of plywood. Either of these three things would have prevented you from being charged $75 for the current damage.
Atropa - Mar 25, 2008 10:30:55 am PDT #1401 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
YAY MEARA!!
Vortex - Mar 25, 2008 10:34:44 am PDT #1402 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Lady from the GOOD job (not Stupid Recruiter Man) just called and FINALLY offered it!! (I was expecting this call since *Wednesday* and was freaking out that it meant they weren't going to offer it)!!
YAY!!!!
Atropa - Mar 25, 2008 10:38:37 am PDT #1403 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Dear People Who Feel Compelled to Take Cell Phone Pix of Me:
Look, if you aren't brave enough ask me if I mind you taking a photo, at least be a little more subtle about whipping out your cell and snapping away, okay? This is twice in four days that this is happened, and the amusement value is wearing thin.
tommyrot - Mar 25, 2008 10:38:56 am PDT #1404 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Either a) get better at darts. b) stop playing darts drunk. or c) actually protect the wall behind the dartboard with a $10 piece of plywood. Either of these three things would have prevented you from being charged $75 for the current damage.
Reminds me of my neighbor kids (in my old neighborhood). They'd sometimes punt a ball back and forth on the sidewalk. Of course their ball often slammed into parked cars. Once a neighbor told the kids to stop kicking the ball around (right after the ball had hit a parked car for the fourth or so time). So the kid said, "But I wasn't trying to hit the car."
Gotta love kid logic. 'Course in the case of the Idiot Tenants, it's adults we're talking about....
beth b - Mar 25, 2008 10:39:35 am PDT #1405 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
yea Meara