The level of cuteness in this thread this morning is definitely lethal.
Definitely. Ded from the cuteness stories, which are keeping the sleep deprivation stories from scaring me too much.
I don't want to call about apartments today. I'm having people fear.
You took Em to class, Aimee?!
It was a kids invited session. We did a poetry workshop.
Ah! See Amy skim, skim, Amy, skim!
::sheepish::
Not at all!
Since Joe's assignment was extended, she's continuing to stay with my Uncle. She started learning the Russian alphabet yesterday. I expect anyday now, we'll start hearing "Но я не люблю штаны" ** in the morning.
**"I don't like pants!"
In Soviet Russia, pants don't like you!
I'm now trained to wake up at 4 a.m. all tense and waiting for the screaming
righto - the first night we slept all the way through (ie - until 5:30), both DH and I woke up with "Huh-wah?" faces and the feeling that something was terribly wrong.
cute photos!
See, it's stories like that that make me suspect I am not made for kids. I mean, in theory I want kids. But I also don't do well on broken sleep. And YEARS of horrible broken sleep? I shudder to think what I would do, who I would be...
It must be a birthday thing, meara, because that's exactly what the dealbreaker is for me too. Other childbearing and -rearing things are incredibly difficult, of course, but a lot of what people seem to fear before they have kids I already have covered. Random, uncontrolled excretions? Pfft. What-ev. I get peed on by total strangers with some frequency at work. Screaming tantrums? I've got the heroin addicts with no coping skills for whom I care at work while they scream and call me names.
But averaging a couple of hours of sleep a night? For years? I seriously can't imagine anything more painful and demoralizing. I'm working on four hours of sleep today because I got up early to watch a baseball game, and I haven't even managed to take a shower yet.
Joe and I combated the sleeplessness for the first six weeks pretty well. That is, it worked for us, might not for others. I pumped lots and lots on Friday nights and Saturday nights. That way, he did the 2am and on feedings on Saturday and Sunday mornings while I slept until I could not sleep more. Most of the time, the only thing that woke me up was my breasts being so full, I had soaked the bed and myself. At which point, I'd get up and pump for the next night. I usually got 15-18 hours of sleep between those two nights and Joe got to sleep during the weeknights.