OMG, that's so damn funny. I think I'd have ruined my future in television. I talk WAY too much when I'm nervous and have gotten too much praise for being "funny" and "natural". I'd so be gone forevah. And the hand model thing brought up Seinfeld, and how one fell in love with his own hand, got addicted to masturbating and ruined his career. GEORGE:
That's okay. I won a contest.

But I guess Larry David lied. They can make it with the humans. Periodically, my mother says I should be one, part-time. It's been a joke, but...

Dude! My dental appointment this morning involved fucking SURGERY! Shouldn't you warn a person??? I has stitches and everything! Called in to work. Ow.

Dude! My dental appointment this morning involved fucking SURGERY! Shouldn't you warn a person???

Yes - that should be a rule!

Definitely a rule. . I mean in addition to the whole letting a person prepare mentally - there could be insurance issues.

Skipped hundreds. How is everyone?

We just got the first They Might Be Giants album on CD (I had it on tape long ago) and every time I see this thread title I keep getting "The Rabid Child" stuck in my head.

Hammer down... rabbit ears! Hammer down...rabbit ears!

What's the name of that album? (I don't remember if I have it.)

I just had two days off, and now I want to not have to go in to work. Blah!

What's the name of that album? (I don't remember if I have it.)

It was self titled. It has Don't Let's Start and (She Was A) Hotel Detective on it.

The words I'm singing now
Mean nothing more than meow
To an animal
Wake up! And smell the cat food
In your bank account...

D World destruction / Over an overture / N Do I need / Apostrophe t / Need this torture?

I used to have that as my tagline. LOVE that song.