We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 40: Buckle Up, Kids! Daddy's Puttin' the Hammer Down.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Mar 22, 2008 7:40:42 pm PDT #1051 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Now to make some cupcakes for Easter tomorrow....

I baked a lamb cake tonight for Easter. Not a cake made of lamb; a regular cake baked in a metal mold formed to look like a lamb. It's a family tradition/joke. When I was a kid, my mom used to make it, and it never baked all the way through the center, so it was disgusting and no one ate it, but yet she made it every year. And then she eventually stopped when I was in high school or college.

When I was out of college, I asked her for the lamb mold, because I wanted to try my hand at the cake. Turns out, she had been making the cake with a pound cake recipe -- no wonder it didn't bake through! Way too dense!

So I made it with regular white cake, and it turned out wonderfully. But the first year I made it, the extended family was dubious and mockful, until my cousin decided to eat the lamb's head, and pronounced it thoroughly baked and quite tasty.

So I've made it most years since then, and even though I proved that *my* lamb cake is fully baked, it still gets mocked, simply because 10-15 years of a half-baked lamb cake really ingrains the mocking in my family.

I've always made it as a white cake, with white frosting and coconut shavings for the wool. I occasionally threaten to make a devil's food cake with chocolate frosting -- a black sheep, if you will -- but have never followed through.

This year's lamb? Red velvet cake. I'm going to frost it white, though, with coconut shavings, like always, because I want to see the reaction when the first person cuts it and sees red innards. There will be pictures.


beth b - Mar 22, 2008 7:40:51 pm PDT #1052 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

have an adorable birthday Pete


Vortex - Mar 22, 2008 7:41:16 pm PDT #1053 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

no hamentaschen? Sacrelige!

Fay, you are completely lovely and one of the women who makes me wish that I were attracted to women , because then I would have a shot at being with someone wonderful like you. You are gorgeous, however many stone.


tommyrot - Mar 22, 2008 7:45:43 pm PDT #1054 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have a great picture of my sister stabbing a lamb cake with homicidal glee....


meara - Mar 22, 2008 7:46:30 pm PDT #1055 of 10001

Steph, I love your idea. Red velvet lamb!!! I'm trying to decide fi I need to go to the grocery store--I might need more cupcake holder paper things (um...word for those, I have lost). But I'm feeling too lazy. And if I go, I will get sucked into buying other things. OTOH, coconut on the cupcakes sounds adorable...


Laga - Mar 22, 2008 7:56:26 pm PDT #1056 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Lamb cake's a tradition in my family too. With jellybean eyes!


Steph L. - Mar 22, 2008 8:02:08 pm PDT #1057 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

With jellybean eyes!

I use jellybeans for eyes (and nose) if I can scam 3 jellybeans from a co-worker or friend, since I strongly dislike jellybeans and don't want to buy a whole bag of them just to use 3 for a cake.

So this year I bought M&Ms for the eyes and nose. I *know* we'll eat the rest!


Susan W. - Mar 22, 2008 8:05:38 pm PDT #1058 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

I'm looking forward to the reactions to the bloody lamb cake...

DH has Easter dinner duty, because I feel like singing at three back-to-back Easter services earns me the right to put my feet up a bit. He has a pork roast brining, adapted from this Mark Bittman recipe because we couldn't find an uncured ham at QFC or Whole Foods yesterday: [link]

Only of course today when I went by the Asian market around the corner from our house because we were out of eggs, what should I spot in the meat aisle but uncured hams for about a third of the price per pound DH paid at Whole Paycheck.

Dessert will be simple--store-bought angel food cake with strawberries.


Laga - Mar 22, 2008 8:05:39 pm PDT #1059 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I can't wait to see the bloody lamb pictures


Burrell - Mar 22, 2008 8:21:19 pm PDT #1060 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy birthday, Pete!

And Kristin, I'm glad that Byron is feeling a bit better.