I'm about to crack.

I am about to lose it!!!

Ugh, you guys.

Me, I'm just disappointed it's not next Friday my boss is leaving, but the one after that.

Oh, this was a good one: I was sending around possible dates for a meeting. One of them is after she's gone. So she replies that she can make any of the first three times, then sends a second email saying that she won't be here for that last date. Um, yeah, I remember. Oh, her email came with a sad face. So I figure it is the least I can do (the very least!) and reply back with a sad face. She replies slightly gushy about how great it's been to work with me. I swear she is sitting at home today just hoping people will miss her when she's gone.

So, it appears that mr. flea will be offered a job on Monday at 1pm. Go team!

YAY Mr Flea!!!

Where is my darn UPS shipment?? The UPS site says "On truck for delivery" at 7:30AM!! It's now 11AM! Hrmph.

I'm getting hammered on all sides with work I don't know how to do, and no one can or will answer my questions on how to do it.

What happens if you go home sick right now?

What if you take a break for half an hour?

I swear she is sitting at home today just hoping people will miss her when she's gone.

It's the less-committed version of eavesdropping on your own funeral. Pfft.

ok conference call leader. I'm here. my child in the next room with the fever? yeah. very tight window with the ni-hao kai-lan and the fact that the grilled cheese I made her at 1:55 is NOT going to last all day. Come on, come on!

also? your hold music is crap and it's loud.

Why does Bono sing 'Early morning, April Four' in "Pride", when MLK was shot in the early evening?

Bono says he screwed up.

Ha. Just like the Sublime song "April 29, 1992." About the events of April 29, 1992. In which the first line is "April 26, 1992."

yay mr. flea.

hands shrift a pointy stick to use on her supervisor

seriously? COWBELL on the cc hold music.

need MM sound effect like whoa.

Yay Mr. flea!

So it only took Byron ten minutes after we got home from his final surgical check-up to pee in ND's suitcase. Yeah, he's feeling better.

Good news, though--the histopathology confirmed that the amputation, as awful a decision as it was, was the right choice. They were able to completely remove all cancerous material, so he has a real chance for more years or healthy & happy, albeit three-legged, life. Phew.

Where is my darn UPS shipment?? The UPS site says "On truck for delivery" at 7:30AM!! It's now 11AM! Hrmph.

At my house, the site says it's out for delivery in the early morning, but the UPS guy doesn't actually come to my neighborhood until like 8pm. FYI. Which is awesome, but only once you know that's what's going to happen.

It's the less-committed version of eavesdropping on your own funeral. Pfft.

It's just the culmination of her overriding need to be liked, really. Note to people who may be bosses, now or in the future: having people like you isn't actually Job One.